The other day when I was talking to my sister on the phone, my nephew cut in and told me, "Uncle Joe Bob, you need sister wives."
The kid's a genius!!!
I am such a high maintenance gimp that it will take a few to take care of me.
It should take 2 worker wives, 1 housecleaner/assistant cook wife, 1 TV watcher (cartoons especially) wife. The currenr Mrs. C will handle snuggling duties.
What kind of ad should I run, and where?