I'm not making this up (for once) but their is a fruit that can kill me.
No one is sure how much it will take, but I was told don't ever eat any.
So youse know what is going through my mind.
What the hell does it taste like and where can I get some.
What if I only licked it?
I will buy some and use it to get Mrs. C to do stuff.
When I ask her to get me a snack and she says no, just whip out the starfruit and say, "No prob, I'll eat this," and see her jump up. Cruel, but funny.
What if she says no? Calls my bluff?
No wonder I'm always in trouble with her.