Sunday, July 24, 2011

SUMMERTIME, SUMMERTIME, SUM, SUM,SUMMERTIME

Holy crap was it hot this weekend!!!!

108and heat index of 115 on Friday, 102 with an index of 110 on Saturday.

Today it's only in the mid 90's. You know, sweater weather.

And naturally I fell when getting in the car yesterday. So I lay in the driveway of the restaurant until some dude named Rick picked me up.

Amazing how hot asphalt gets as I do a turtle impression on it.

I've been busy lately. Remember a week ago when the wife cut off a guy's... uhhmmm... naughty bits and put them in the garbage disposal?

Well I have been removing the garbage disposal and dulling all our knives. Can't be too careful.

Take care. Talk to youse soon, unless my underwear melts.




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14 comments:

Sandee said...

Sorry it's so hot where you live. It's been a pretty mild summer in California. All the heat went your way.

Have a terrific day and stay cool. :)

00dozo said...

Glad to hear someone still has a sense of humour in all of this heat.

And stay off of that asphalt - it's hot enough to fry your eggs.

;-)

sally said...

Hide the blender while you are at it!

Willy said...

Willy's underwear melted last week in Arkansas.

10-4 Willy

MAFW said...

Gives new meaning to the phrase "hot pants" don't it.

vanilla said...

You are probably(?) taking unnecessary precaution with the knives and disposal. But please don't be lying on the pavement anymore. Once is quite enough.

LL said...

How's she going to cook your meals with dull knives?

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nonamedufus said...

DOM: I'll be brief(s). Keep your underwear in the freezer before you put them on. That'll cool you down.

Driving School in East London said...

good sense of humor:)keep writing

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