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Regular readers know that I'm in end stage kidney failure and on dialysis. Basically my kidneys are ornamental. So last week a nurse at dialysis suggested that I go on the waiting list for a transplant. I"ve given it a lot of thought and made a of the good and bad to decide. Maybe youse can read my list and help me. Even think of other reasons. if you can.
Bad....................................Good
Dead guy parts in my body.............;Write my name in the snow again
Another major operation................Nurses
Much more bathroom time..........,..,.,No dialysis
Lot of pain.......................... Really, really good drugs
Hospital food........................Nurse and drugs woohoo !!(seond mention of both
......................................mention of both)
No big screen TV and 180 channels.....Won't have to listen to Mrs. C"s soaps
See youse in a couple days.
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Thursday, August 04, 2011
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Happy Sunday Morning
I just got tagged by Eve at
http://www.thatsfunnybecause.blogspot.com/
She writes one of the funniest blogs around. This Southern belle, who thinks she may have been one of my ex-wives (it's possible as I have a lot of fuzzy memories of late nights at Denny's) wants me to list 7 things about me that youse don't already know.
Hmmm. That's pretty tough since I'm kind of an open book, but here goes. I know it's sad, but these are all true
1. I lost the county spelling bee when I was in 8th grade because of a technicality. I retraced without asking. The word was effident. I still don't know what it means, but I sure as heck can spell it without retracing now.
2. While I advocate for the elimination of our drug policy, I have never used illegal drugs.
3. The last time I voted for a Presidential candidate from a major party was 1980. I usually vote Libertarian, or write in the name of a friend of mine.
4. The coolest person I ever met was Jean Shepherd. He autographed my book, "Excelsior, Dad" but I lost the book in a move a few years ago.
5. I used to teach a sex ed and drug class in an alternative school setting. Many of my "students" were parents and drug dealers.
6. Due to skin grafts, I now have hair growing in places it shouldn't be growing.
7. According to geneolgy tracing my cousin did, my family comes from a regal line. Unfortunately, they were disgraced and run out of the country.
Now, I'm supposed toannoy tag (7, 70, 700, 7000?) a bunch of others, but I don't do that simply because I'm such a lame ass maverick. Anyone who wishes to participate is welcome to, just let me know, so I am sure to read it and laugh at your expense with you.
You'll laugh at least 7 times at:
http://www.humorbloggers.com/
http://www.thatsfunnybecause.blogspot.com/
She writes one of the funniest blogs around. This Southern belle, who thinks she may have been one of my ex-wives (it's possible as I have a lot of fuzzy memories of late nights at Denny's) wants me to list 7 things about me that youse don't already know.
Hmmm. That's pretty tough since I'm kind of an open book, but here goes. I know it's sad, but these are all true
1. I lost the county spelling bee when I was in 8th grade because of a technicality. I retraced without asking. The word was effident. I still don't know what it means, but I sure as heck can spell it without retracing now.
2. While I advocate for the elimination of our drug policy, I have never used illegal drugs.
3. The last time I voted for a Presidential candidate from a major party was 1980. I usually vote Libertarian, or write in the name of a friend of mine.
4. The coolest person I ever met was Jean Shepherd. He autographed my book, "Excelsior, Dad" but I lost the book in a move a few years ago.
5. I used to teach a sex ed and drug class in an alternative school setting. Many of my "students" were parents and drug dealers.
6. Due to skin grafts, I now have hair growing in places it shouldn't be growing.
7. According to geneolgy tracing my cousin did, my family comes from a regal line. Unfortunately, they were disgraced and run out of the country.
Now, I'm supposed to
You'll laugh at least 7 times at:
http://www.humorbloggers.com/
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