I wanted to buy Christmas presents for all my bloggy friends, but the shopping opportunties are rather limited.
Here is what is in your virtual Christmas package:
An adult diaper, available in white (how borinng)and sea (foam much more festive.)
4 oz. cups of cranberry juice
An autographed picture of my naughty bits ,suitable for framing, (not so special as nearly 300 health care professionals and a dozen nursing students have seen them already.
A Sponge Bath by Dave
Let me know which you picked... Or whether you picked them all.