I wanted to buy Christmas presents for all my bloggy friends, but the shopping opportunties are rather limited.
Here is what is in your virtual Christmas package:
An adult diaper, available in white (how borinng)and sea (foam much more festive.)
4 oz. cups of cranberry juice
An autographed picture of my naughty bits ,suitable for framing, (not so special as nearly 300 health care professionals and a dozen nursing students have seen them already.
A Sponge Bath by Dave
Let me know which you picked... Or whether you picked them all.
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Monday, December 21, 2009
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How cute is Dave?
Lin beat me to it. I'll take the cranberry juice. Seems the safest thing to ask for.
You and Mrs. Crotchety have a merry Christmas. Hugs to you both. :)
Thank you for thinking of us, Crotchety and I'm sure Hubby will be OK with me having a picture of your naughty bits on my bedside table.
Oops.
;-)
Awwww Crotchety....now that is a true Dirty Santa present right there.
Gotta go for the autographed pic. Can you just imagine how much that'll bring on ebay? I can finally retire!
Oh hell, I'll take them all! The diapers can be 1 to use as suggested & 1 for a hat & the pic of your naughty bits will be hung (so to speak) upside down & called abstract art! Or a distressed pic...lol!
Have they switched your meds again?
Knowing 'Da Old Man' is on the mend is the only present I want.
What?! No opiates, morphine or hydrocodone?! What the hell kind of Christmas is this?! Hope that yours is as "merry" as possible given the circumstances...
For thinking of us, thank you. A toast in cranberry juice to your recovery.
May you have a joyous Christmas and a better 2010.
Did you get to do some bed pan sliding in that snow up there? Hope ya'll have a Merry Christmas!
With all the shit I'm getting at work I think I'll take the diaper.
Oh, I SO WANT the diaper - sea foam please. I DO like the ocean you know.
Cranberry juice? The gift that keeps on giving. I hope you haven't driven Mrs C up the wall too much and that you guys are counting your blessings this Christmas. Best for the holidays Joe.
A picture of your naughty bits, please. It's sentimental, and I can't wait to take it in to Frames R Us to suitably frame it.
Yay for cranberry juice!
Though the sea foam wardrobe is tempting. Maybe Nurse Dave can model it for me.
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