Monday, December 21, 2009

Holiday Shopping

I wanted to buy Christmas presents for all my bloggy friends, but the shopping opportunties are rather limited.

Here is what is in your virtual Christmas package:

An adult diaper, available in white (how borinng)and sea (foam much more festive.)

4 oz. cups of cranberry juice

An autographed picture of my naughty bits ,suitable for framing, (not so special as nearly 300 health care professionals and a dozen nursing students have seen them already.

A Sponge Bath by Dave

Let me know which you picked... Or whether you picked them all.

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21 comments:

Lin said...

How cute is Dave?

Sandee said...

Lin beat me to it. I'll take the cranberry juice. Seems the safest thing to ask for.

You and Mrs. Crotchety have a merry Christmas. Hugs to you both. :)

ReformingGeek said...

Thank you for thinking of us, Crotchety and I'm sure Hubby will be OK with me having a picture of your naughty bits on my bedside table.

Oops.

;-)

Lipstick said...

Awwww Crotchety....now that is a true Dirty Santa present right there.

LL said...

Gotta go for the autographed pic. Can you just imagine how much that'll bring on ebay? I can finally retire!

Collette said...

Oh hell, I'll take them all! The diapers can be 1 to use as suggested & 1 for a hat & the pic of your naughty bits will be hung (so to speak) upside down & called abstract art! Or a distressed pic...lol!

FishHawk said...

Have they switched your meds again?

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Knowing 'Da Old Man' is on the mend is the only present I want.

Don said...

What?! No opiates, morphine or hydrocodone?! What the hell kind of Christmas is this?! Hope that yours is as "merry" as possible given the circumstances...

vanilla said...

For thinking of us, thank you. A toast in cranberry juice to your recovery.

May you have a joyous Christmas and a better 2010.

MA Fat Woman said...

Did you get to do some bed pan sliding in that snow up there? Hope ya'll have a Merry Christmas!

LaurAyn said...

With all the shit I'm getting at work I think I'll take the diaper.

Katherine said...

Oh, I SO WANT the diaper - sea foam please. I DO like the ocean you know.

nonamedufus said...

Cranberry juice? The gift that keeps on giving. I hope you haven't driven Mrs C up the wall too much and that you guys are counting your blessings this Christmas. Best for the holidays Joe.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

A picture of your naughty bits, please. It's sentimental, and I can't wait to take it in to Frames R Us to suitably frame it.

Janna said...

Yay for cranberry juice!
Though the sea foam wardrobe is tempting. Maybe Nurse Dave can model it for me.

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