Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Whoosh!!!!!!

Christmas came and went and Mrs. Crotchety didn't get a present from me.

Let me run my idea past youse because usually your ideas are pretty good. I was thinking of a stripper pole. Good idea or great idea?


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19 comments:

Sandee said...

Well, I don't think it's a good idea at all. I don't think she would think so either, but it might make her laugh. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. :)

Deb said...

I think it's a great idea! Get one that sparkles, or one that looks like a barbershop pole. Ooooo! What about one with Velcro? Think of the things she could do!

ReformingGeek said...

I think it will depend on who is on that pole. I would really like Will Smith on a pole, any pole...

;-)

Unknown said...

I suppose it would all depend on whether or not she would want to tell you what you could do with your pole and then proceed to show you with great enthusiasm. Come to think about it, that might have been a great present for her!

Kathy said...

I'm with Reforming Geek. Totally depends on who you expect to cling to that pole. You or her?

Hoping your 2010 is a hell of a lot better than 2009!

Anonymous said...

Haven't your naughty bits been stimulated enough this last year DOM?

A stripper pole! Yeesh.

Does it come with a how-to video?

hee hee

Kate said...

Great idea! Happy New Year, Crotchety Family!

Adullamite said...

You would look great on the pole!

Donnie said...

Do the stripper pole. You may never get the stripper, but at least you'll have a great conversation piece.

Unknown said...

Clearly Mrs. Crotchety must not be uploading your dictated posts anymore. :)

By the way, what sort of dances do you plan to do for her on the pole? Knowing that would help us decide. (snicker)

sally said...

And the next option after great is?

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Well that depends on whether or not she's dictating and reading your comments for you. If she is, then What the hell's the matter with you! If she isn't then, I say a stripper pole is an awesome idea!

Also? Happy New Year!

Moonrayvenne said...

I guess it would depend on who is using the pole. Perhaps she would like some EMS techs or Firemen to go with it. Just until you are well enough to handle it yourself, of course.

Mrs Sweetwater said...

Hey Old Man - how bout I add a present to the pile - the new fangled H1N1 - yepper, I'm giving it away free, take all you can stand.

Happy 2010 My Dear Friend

nonamedufus said...

Has it come to this? You need a Polish nurse to help you undress? Poor DOM. I hope things improve for you in 2010.

Phillipia said...

With firemen...yes, great idea...
Happy New Year, DOM.

Unknown said...

I guess she could hit you over the head with it, huh?

Kathy said...

Hey, Crotchety. Just wanted to check in and see how you're doing. Any updates?

LL said...

Good idea? Great idea?? No... phenomenal idea!