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I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
And that is me in the picture. : )
And that is me in the picture. : )
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25 comments:
Where is your pillow? On your behalf, I demand a snuggly pillow be brought post haste!!
If you can reach that sign behind your head I think you should replace it with something fun.
"Naughty bits may be viewed on request" perhaps.
"Too handsome to be Crotchety!"
You could at least demand a gown with Jungle Book characters on it. Hell, you look like a hospital patient with that thing on. Glad you're back at getting some posts in too.
You have that " Somebody get me outahere ! " look
I bet a bag of burgers from White Castle, or something from Subway would really hit the spot about now.
It's good to hear from you again
"South Paw Joe is getting ready for the baseball season." Gotta protect that arm from harm.
"Day 328 and counting...zzzzz"
"It was easy to see, by the look on his face, that the One they call Crotchety lost the wheelchair race. His prize for this loss was received not so smugly...his nurses from now on would only be ugly"
Crotchety Old Man Who Yells At Cars.
We finally get to see Mr Crotchety!
No caption, just a note to say you are looking good, Joe!! Good to see you back in action. :)
Bring me Solo and the Wookie! They will pay for this outrage!
The exact moment Mr. Crotchety found out he no longer had a belly button.
Hey, Big Boy, why don't you come over and see me some time!
"Hey, you ladies wanna see my noodle?"
Oh wait... I already used that one...
Ok, how about...
"Mary had a fairy lamb..." no... already used that one too.
Damn...
How about...
"Ok, I might'a said something like that."
Glad to see you up again!
I'm just speechless. No, that's not my entry for the caption. I am really just speechless right now. For you look like you could be my brother. (I am still much better looking, of course.)
LMFAO @ renalfailure's caption.
Hope you're getting better every day Crotchety.
"Are you sure all this is necessary just to renew my driver's licence?"
I really stink at caption contests, so I won't submit one. Just wanted to pop in and say it's SOOOO good to see you on the blog! But tell me, does the hospital sell those gowns in the gift shop? Cuz you look kind of fetching in that one.
In the tone of Vinnie Barbarino: Whah?
The surgeons were confident in their ability to pull off the sex change, although they were concerned that with the amount of facial hair still present that the patient had been taking Italian-made estrogen by accident.
Commere sexy nurse. I got something for you.... DOWN TOWN!!!
Whaddaya mean my Budweiser drip has been delayed?
You look great!!
But you do know you can wear something besides those awful gowns, don't you?!?!
I wear sweats during the day whenever I'm in the hospital and then my own fetching jammies at night. Just a thought.
Hang in there buddy.
Hey, is that really you? Sorry, that wasn't a real caption, was it.
Hey, wow! Cool!
You look wonderful, if perhaps a bit sad. But that's ok.
You also look WAY younger than I'd been imagining all this time. I guess when I hear the words "Crotchety Old Man", I picture someone in their 70's with a bunch of grey hair.
You're way younger than that. :)
This is more like
"Son Of Crotchety Old Man",
or
"Crotchety Part Two: Revenge Of the Naughty Bits".
Have a lovely day.
It's wonderful to see you. :)
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