Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Didja Know????

In Cambridge, Massachusetts, parking tickets are issued with yoga instructions, the theory being illegal parking is an aggressive act, so yoga would make the parkers less so.

I would like to know if they if the shoving ticket up the parking commission's tookus is included.

And today on the news I saw kids are cursing at a younger age, some as young as 2.

Great, we'll have school age kids who can't read and write, but they can curse at a college level.

Somewhere on this internety thing there is a video with me and a bunch of senile citizens working out. I can't dance but my punch punch wiggle wiggle

Priceless.

I'll keep looking for youse.

No matter what you've heard, Wii bowling, without beer, is just as boring as real
bowling.

Thank you to the Queen and all her court for stopping by.






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13 comments:

Sandee said...

I think the world has gone a lot wacky. A. Lot.

Have a terrific day Crotchety. My best to the Mrs. :)

nonamedufus said...

Do they cops stand on their heads, inhaling deeply, as they issue the parking tickets? Stay well, my friend.

Don said...

That's too funny to be true so it must be! Hope you are making some kind of damned progress!!!

middle child said...

About the tickets,...now if they were giving you a choice - Yoga or ticket,.that'd be ok.

Deb said...

That yoga thing is part of a public art display that Cambridge has undertaken. On parking tickets. If you knew Cambridge, you would not bat an eye. Home to the socks and sandals, tree hugging moonbats.

Hope you are kicking ass in rehab!

FishHawk said...

Maybe the good people of Cambridge are just wanting to help those who keep getting parking tickets with getting their heads out of their tookuses? Speaking of such, maybe your New York Football Giants could use a few sessions of yoga? (Yeah, I had to wait until my Cowboys finally won a game before I could start mouthing off.)

Anonymous said...

Joe glad you still have your sense of humor. I know I haven't called recently, but I promise I will.
all the best to you and Frannie

MB

Charmaine said...

Damn...I thought you'd be out of prison by now. grrrr

ReformingGeek said...

It's the cops that need yoga.

On the other hand, if they chill out, they might not write enough tickets...

Marilynne said...

It's good to hear you back and being crochety. Exercise is good for you, even if you jiggle in funny places.

Don said...

Hey Joe, or is it Hey Jude? Anyways guy, will you please send me a phone number where you can be reached? I lost the last one along with my mind. You can just post it to my blog or send it via email at dn.kngry@gmail.com.
Thanks my friend, and get well for Christ's sake!!!

LL said...

I hope you find that vid buddy...

I need a good... erm... giggle.

The Queen said...

You are so welcome. It's kinda hard to get the girls off the street corners long enough to stop by, but we did get them organized that day.

They are such independent little hookers since they got a union and a damn lawyer.. sucks to be from a royal family sometimes.