Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Of nudity and clocks

Yeah, I said clocks.

So, I roll into my room and see a big naked guy on the other bed. I understand my women readers may have been intrigued, along with 8-10 percent of the men, but I was perplexed.
It was my new room mate, a guy who assumed it was a clothing optional facility. In the brief time I saw him, I noticed he needed ironing.

The stupid computer won't let me leave comments, and there were plenty of smartass ones.

Some of youse may wonder how I am able to wake up at 3 a.m.

The facility has a young girl vigorously scrub my naughty bits. Works much better than an alarm clock. When I go home I'm sure Mrs C will discontinue this method.

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10 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

Lucky Mrs. C!

Wheee!

nonamedufus said...

Lucky you! Well, except for the part about the big nude fat guy. Home? Did you say when you go home? Man, that'd be great. Will the sweet young nurse still visit to vigorously scrub your naughty bits?

f82bfat said...

well, I am a woman, but not to intrigued by a naked guy who needs to be ironed (yuck). Congratulations on the workout to your naughty parts, my husband should be so lucky. Love your view on life.

A Valdese Blogger said...

Oh - you said clocks! Whew....my mistake.

ReformingGeek said...

Put down that iron, Joe!

I repeat. DO NOT IRON your roommate, 'K?

middle child said...

You could probably get a 'script stating that you HAD to have that 3am *rub* every morning after you get home.

FishHawk said...

Maybe your new neighbor was just being considerate by making sure that he was ready for his 3 A.M. wake-up?

Don said...

A good roommate would have offered to scrub your new friends "naughty bits". Well, not me, but...

LL said...

You know... I wouldn't mind waking up at 3 a.m. if that was the wake up call...

RE -BadGalsRadio.com said...

Oooyyy Veyyy !!!!
do not iron the roomate, please.
what kind of drugs are those you're
getting at the cocktail hour these days ? I need to intro my Dr's to Your Dr's. I could use some good hallucinations. all of mine are about jamie foxx, and somebody in memphis I don't know.

you've brought about a brilliant train of thought. fat people have lots of excess skin, so why don't hospitals allow them to sell the excess to people who want some to cover a tattoo or a bad boob job ?

just thinking over here.. (no I'm only drinking water)

if you're bored, go to BadGalsRadio.com and look at amber rose.. she's got alot of butt but it does't need ironing