Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Dumbererest

As a people approach a level of stupidity never before seen in history, I wonder where the bottom will be. I got a box of jelly beans yesterday and it came with directions!

Anyone too stupid to eat jelly beans without directions deserves to starve.

Some good news. With some help, I can stand on my one gimpy leg for 30 seconds.
YAY! BFD!

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11 comments:

nonamedufus said...

That's great news Joe. Just think. Next time you argue that it's time you went home you'll have a leg to stand on! ;)

judemiller1 said...

30 seconds is better than 10--keep it up.

ReformingGeek said...

Those cute nurses don't stand a chance now!

LL said...

I was going to type something clever, but after reading noname's comment... I've completely lost my train of thought...

FishHawk said...

Well, you are a New York Football Giants fan...

MA Fat Woman said...

What did the directions say? I want to know if I have been eating them correctly.

f82bfat said...

That is great news. 30 seconds is enough time to leap up, kick some ass and come back down on one leg. You can be a ninja for halloween.. And I think jelly bellies should have directions, like 2 bananas and a root beer make a rooternana. But I certainly agree we are in a dumbing down world.

Marilynne said...

Well, we can tell how well you're doing by whether you need instructions for those jelly beans. Enjoy them.

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nipsy said...

That's awesome news!!! Do we call you Hop-A-Long now? Glad to see and hear you are doing much much better

Maritess G. said...

Hey Joe!

Really good you can stand on your one leg for 30 secs :) Keep it up!

Take care,
~tess~