As a people approach a level of stupidity never before seen in history, I wonder where the bottom will be. I got a box of jelly beans yesterday and it came with directions!
Anyone too stupid to eat jelly beans without directions deserves to starve.
Some good news. With some help, I can stand on my one gimpy leg for 30 seconds.
YAY! BFD!
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11 comments:
That's great news Joe. Just think. Next time you argue that it's time you went home you'll have a leg to stand on! ;)
30 seconds is better than 10--keep it up.
Those cute nurses don't stand a chance now!
I was going to type something clever, but after reading noname's comment... I've completely lost my train of thought...
Well, you are a New York Football Giants fan...
What did the directions say? I want to know if I have been eating them correctly.
That is great news. 30 seconds is enough time to leap up, kick some ass and come back down on one leg. You can be a ninja for halloween.. And I think jelly bellies should have directions, like 2 bananas and a root beer make a rooternana. But I certainly agree we are in a dumbing down world.
Well, we can tell how well you're doing by whether you need instructions for those jelly beans. Enjoy them.
Great story you got here. I'd like to read more about this matter. The only thing I would like to see here is a few photos of some gadgets.
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That's awesome news!!! Do we call you Hop-A-Long now? Glad to see and hear you are doing much much better
Hey Joe!
Really good you can stand on your one leg for 30 secs :) Keep it up!
Take care,
~tess~
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