Seems that lately all I've written about is what body part was lost (total to date for new readers: leg, kidneys, belly button, mind) but today there's some good news.
I can lift my fat butt up and stand on my one leg by myself. Taa Daaah!
Once Stumpy heals I'll be able to get a table leg or something, strap it on, and get the hell out of here.
By the way, am I the only one who wondered if those trapped miners got straight pay or time and a half while they were in the mine.
How sick are you with political commercials? Are these lowlifes the best we have? And why do they spend many millions for a job that pays maybe $100 K?
It's been a rough week for me with my Yankees (sniff, whimper) losing embarassingly to Texas. A Rod gets like 27 mil per year. You'd think maybe he could get a couple hits? Well, it's not really his fault. Remember Babe Ruth visited a hospital and promised a sick kid that he would hit a homer for him? Well it seems that A Rod visited a sick kid, too. And he promised him a grounder to second.
I hope to get on the puter soon. In the meantime, Hey Kevin, call me.
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Sunday, October 24, 2010
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that is great news. you are doing better than me, I have two legs and still need a hyster to lift my fat butt up. And, yuppers, I am way sick of political commercials and the crap in my mailbox everyday. They could feed a small country on the money the waste on that shit...or at least wallpaper every hut with it.
I'm glad you've got a leg to stand on.
Ha!
As for A-Rod, back in 2001, he told us (Rangers) that he was going to get us to the World Series. Well, thanks A-rod, you did it by striking out as the 3rd out in the bottom of the ninth.
LOL at Reforming Geek...
I wondered if you'd still be alive after that loss DOM.
After my Cowboys stomp all over your New York Football Giants tonight, will you go on another murderous rampage (albeit only in your mind)?
Sorry have not gotten around to visiting you. It's been a bit of stress around here. Perhaps after Thanksgiving if you're still in the HAB. :) Glad to hear you're doing so well.
Joe, I hope you rarely have to go through any more debriding of that stump, but I gotta tell you, I rather here about that again that Chilean miners...or were they minors? After all it is Chile.
Sounds like you're in much better shape than the Yankees, Joe. Good stuff.
I can't speak to the baseball, but it sure sounds like we've got YOU back...which is better than the Yankees winning anything ever. I may not have been commenting much but you've been on my mind...and in my prayers! Glad you have reached 'pre-bionic' stage..you'll be stompin' around in style before long.
Well, so much for that. Yeah, I'll be shutting up now.
I haven't visited in a while....I'm so impressed you are so positive. Gives me hope for the world.
I know your hard work will result in good product. All the best from 2011 Jetta
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