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I don't just fear starfruit, especially when cut and used as a ninja weapon like Janna suggested, but there are 2 others which can be lethal to me.
Orange juice and bananas. As you eat your Cheerios and slice a banana into it, and pour yourself a glass of liquid sunshine, just think of your old friend friend Crotchety who this may accidently be his last meal.
Imagine a Mafia hit man, rather than put a bullet behind my ear, can simply feed me orange and banana smoothies abd I'll wind up in a body bag by the end of the day.
Another baffler for CSI.
By the way I answered comments yesterday and plan to in the future.
Unless I'm sick.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
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Well... at least Janna can't cut orange juice into star shaped throwing devices...
I'm the same way with vegetables. Peas are the worst. Although they're not fatal. I just hate vegetables.
Peas here, too. Not even allowed over the threshold of my house. Disgusting, pasty, mushy, mealy things the color of puke.
Sorry.
CSI: Citrus Suicide Investigation. This week's episode: Death by Banana.
;-)
(Oh, but please be careful!)
@LL: It is imporrtant to keep a wide berth. SHe is very creative, so i would imagine she would come up with a ninja plan.
@ nomed : I don't hate orange huice, just that they are toxic because of the potasium. My non working kidneys allow it to build up, resulting in a heart attack,
@ Deb: I like fresh peas. Not mushy at all.
@ 00dozo: Should be a great episode. Only evidence is banana peels.
LOL! I love how all of a sudden I have a reputation now. :)
Bananas can be cut into ninja throwing stars too; it just takes way too much time, and they're so small and soft they wouldn't pierce very well.
Not that I've given this a lot of thought or anything. :o
(*awkward pause*)
So... how about that orange juice, huh?
P.S. Hopefully the CSI guys won't stop to think about how "Janna" rhymes with "banana"....
@ Janna: Let's hope they don't play the name game. Janna janna banana fo fana---ooops
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