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I've scoured the internet looking for some story that fits my headline, and I just couldn't. No love triangle with Miley Cyrus, Sarah Palin, and Lindsay Lohan, or any combination thereof.
To be honest, I've never even heard of hot buttered sex. But it sounds titillating. Which by the way, that is a word just ripe with promise, isn't it? It kind of sounds dirty.
I am so immature. I still giggle if anyone mentions "titwillow." Apparently, I'm not alone in that. Try googling titwillow, and you won't believe some of the pictures popping up. To get a picture of a bird that was avian, I had to google "willow tit," which is even funnier.
the willow tit
And another word that just sounds salacious but isn't, is Google, as in "To Google oneself."
Finally:
I just heard the world's heaviest man is getting married. I feel sorry for him. When he was weighed in 2006, he was over 1200 pounds, but he has since lost 550 pounds, but they still refer to him as the world's fattest man, and run the picture of him from back in the day. That must kind of suck. He's no longer the world's fattest man, but the paper still calls him that. I wonder if he will ever lose that title. It's not as if he were the President, or one of the Beatles
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7648634.stm
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FYI: There is also a Tufted "Titmouse," which I have always known as just being a titmouse--not to be confused with a nuthatch. Just in case you may want to think that I need to be locked in a nuthatch, I have included the urls to the wikipedia articles about titmouses and nuthatches.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tufted_Titmouse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuthatch_(bird)
The man may have a chance since
"Married men are twice as likely to be obese as single men."
HE will eat his way to the top in no time...wedding cake alone contains 5000 calories in one bite..I am sure of it.
PS- Do you really shout at cars, because I don't have a car that needs yelled at, but I do have a lady in my spin class I would like you to yell at for me?
@ Fishhawk: You just know I snickered at that. :)
@ Jamie: Of course I do. The old truth in advertising thing would get me otherwise.
I never realised how dirty Google can sound... and I am really, really greatful you were unable to find anything sexual in relation to Sarah Palin or Miley Cyrus...
Yeah, Lindsay's disgusting too, but at least she's legal age and not too hard to look at. :-P
*Grateful I lost my spelling ability, too...
I love your immaturity!
i love silly/naughty words, names and phrases--even "finger lickin' good" makes me snicker!
titwillow!!! LOL! I'm blushing right now.
@ Shadow: If you watch the Soup on E, they do a really funny Miley Cyrus update every week.
@ Lauren: Thanks
@ Chat: I know. I watch TV and the Crotchety Old Lady will look at me because I start to lose it over something that would make a 6th grader giggle. I can't hear that someone is blowing bubbles without snickering.
@ Kirsten: I need to get a maturity widget or something. Bet it comes out "this blog is barely suitable for 12 year olds."
If I Google too much will I go blind?
That is the best title ever!!
And as to..."To be honest, I've never even heard of hot buttered sex."
I have never heard of hot buttered sex either but I can definitely say that it sparks the imagination in so many delicious ways. :D So thank you!
@ Bradley: I stopped when I needed glasses. Really thick glasses.
@ Get Smart Gal: Thanks.
I *love* those little cartoon Beatles!
titwillow!!! LOL! I'm blushing right now. i love this cartoon
@ Lipstick: I'm always seeking out the best for you.
@ Rarzi: Thanks
Yes, I giggled when I read titwillow - sheesh!
I'm trailing you in the polls so far. You are so far out in front, I don't know if I'll catch you, but I'll try, my dear arch nemesis!
@ Nanny: I saw that. It's all good.
simply dropping by to say hi
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