But the research and development at Crotchety Old Man Enterprises and Discount House of Worship have been hard at word solving the problem.
First, we developed a pants fan.
The wimmins model gave the testers an...ummm....well let's say a sorta Brazilian.
My lawyers have advised me not to talk about it.
So our nezt phase of development (hey, Edison didn't make a working lightbulb on his first try) was a pants air conditioner. It is nearly completed, but the engineers can't decide if it should be powered by 2 car batteries with a handy yet handsome carrying case, or a really long cord.
I will get back to you once it is perfected and passes UL testing.
A campaign update.
I rolled around the neighborhood and solicited donations. I collected $11.16 and a button.
We have scheduled a fund raiser luncheon at Wendy's.
It's $5 a plate for Nuggets (spicy or regular) and choice of beverage.