The biggest news around here (New York news outlet) is Weinergate. Congressman Anthony Weiner was accused of sending pictures of his, umm, err naughty bits aka (snicker) weiner to various wimmen on his Twitter account. For a week or so, he sadi his account s hacked. Of course, late yesterday, he admitted he did it all himself. He went on TV, and after the mandatory crying session, he asked for forgiveness and said he would not resign.
How magnaminous of him.
Today it was revealed that he had phone sex with a porn star, possibly while he was on government time, using government equipment. It gets interestinger and interestinger. Is there any public servant who can have some self-control?
Not Ahnold, Not those crazy international bankers, and not the Weiner man.
I know I've been MIA for a few weeks. It would be great to say that I was abducted by an alien all female biker gang, who made me do unspeakable things, but that would mean I'm lying, and there is would be a tear-filled apology in my near future.
So, a quick explanation is:
And now, my lame, but true excuse.
When I was in the hospital, followed by many months of rehab, I was diagnosed with depression. So, the doctor prescribed happy pills. While my hope was for myself becoming a grinng, drooling, idiot. Not nearly achieved, sadly.
So they doubled the dosage and were still far short of my goal.
After a couple months of therapy I was able to do what I pass for normalcy.
Well, the last few weeks I fell into what could be called a funk.
So, I owe you an extra- sized blog post. Not saying it will be good, but it will be long.
At this time I would like to announce my candidacy for President.
I'd hope my running mate would be
My entire platform hasn't been drawn up yet, but for starters:
No left turns. They cause accidents and traffic jams.
No politions with funny names.
No white before Labor Day. Or is it after Labor Day?
Either way it's a start. If you have more include them in the comments, as my candidacy is a work in progress.
My campaign slogan is "Vote for Crotchety. He needs a job."