Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Take the A Train

You know how most family get togethers usually involve some story telling, and it's always some cutesy little tale from when favorite Uncle Billy was a kid, and at the county fair he ate so many candy apples he was sick for two days. Then everybody chuckles at Uncle Billy.

Yeah, that never happened in my family.

Most of the stories ended with cars flipped over and mayhem and destruction throughout the area.

But we did have one almost cutesy story, at least by my family standards.

My family lived in New York City for quite a while.

Photobucket

One day, my great Uncle Chris took his nephews (my future Uncles) Larry and Frank into the city with his niece Margaret (my future Aunt.)
They made their way through the underground maze that is the NY subway system.
All was well with the world. They rode the rails, shopped at Macy‘s, and had a wonderful day.

Photobucket

Suddenly, Margaret had need to use the facilities. Experienced subway riders know 3 things:
First, subway cars have no facilities
Second, sometimes the stations are really far apart, and it takes a long time to arrive at the next one.
Third, when a little kid has to go, they HAVE TO GO.

My future aunt was getting desperate. She had to go number 2, and in the worst way. Poor Uncle Chris was beside himself.

The car was not very crowded, and he had an idea.
He hustled my aunt and uncles off to a corner and sort of formed a little human screen around her. She did her business, and --OH NO!!! There rolling around on the floor were some hard little remains of yesterday’s lunch. (This was before fiber was discovered.)

Suddenly, Uncle Chris had an idea. He had some Tootsie Rolls in his pocket, probably for the kids for later on. Now was the time for sacrifice. He unwrapped the chocolaty delights, and stuck them back in his pocket. He then used the wrappers to, let’s say, “artfully repackage” the little poo logs.

Photobucket

Then, they were hidden under a seat on the train.

My Uncle Larry never would eat a Tootsie Roll after that day.


Humor-Blogs.com

15 comments:

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

In a sick way, your uncle is a bloody creative genius!

GumbyTheCat said...

Hopefully some little kid riding the subway later that day didn't think he had hit the candy jackpot...

Da Old Man said...

@ Shadow: yeah, most of my family is known for genius in a sick way.
:)

@ Gumby: I could only hope that happened. :)

Jenn Thorson said...

I think I might be off Tootsie Rolls myself now. :)

Wendy said...

Oh yuckie Funny as heck but yuckie just the same

The Offended Blogger said...

That is the sort of ingeniousness that can help a person live through just about anything in life. :)

Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) said...

all I can do is say ewwwww and laugh at the same time!! BTW, thanks so much for the good wishes you left in comment on my blog today. I really appreciate the encouragement! :)

The Hypocritical One said...

My question is--how did they execute the transfer of the "waste" from the subway train floor to the tootsie wrappers?
A whole new meaning to stink finger.

Da Old Man said...

@ Chat Blanc: You're quite welcome

@ Hypocritical: I'm going to hope he used the wrapper to pick it up.
:)

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

So did your uncle use the "bite-sized" wrappers? Or the FUN SIZE wrappers?

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

I almost fell out of my chair. How did he ever think of this? Amazing. loved this.

Da Old Man said...

@ Nanny Goats: We never diuscussed that, but I can only assume it was the large wrapper Tootsie Rolls.

@ Health nut Mom: My relatives are strange, but creative. :)

The Rev. said...

Quite the tale! And a perfect read for my inaugural visit here-

Greg said...

Oh, god...and certainly never any Tootsie Rolls loosely wrapped that you find under your subway seat!!

sexy said...

情趣用品,情色,成人,A片,自拍,情趣用品,色情,成人影片,色情影片,免費A片

情趣用品,成人網站,A片下載,日本AV,做愛,情趣用品,美女交友,A片,辣妹視訊,情色視訊

情趣用品,色情聊天室,聊天室,AV,成人電影

A片,aio,av女優,av,av片,aio交友愛情館,ut聊天室,聊天室,豆豆聊天室,色情聊天室,尋夢園聊天室,080聊天室,視訊聊天室,080苗栗人聊天室,上班族聊天室,成人聊天室,中部人聊天室,一夜情聊天室,情色聊天室,情色視訊,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,視訊,免費視訊,美女交友,成人交友,聊天室交友,微風論壇,微風成人,sex,成人,情色,情色貼圖,色情,微風,聊天室尋夢園,交友,視訊交友,視訊聊天,視訊辣妹,一夜情

情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣

情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣,情趣用品
情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品.情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣

情色,A片,AIO,AV,日本AV,色情A片,AV女優,A漫,免費A片,A片下載,情色A片,哈啦聊天室,UT聊天室,聊天室,豆豆聊天室,色情聊天室,尋夢園聊天室,080視訊聊天室,080聊天室,080苗栗人聊天室,免費視訊聊天,上班族聊天室,080中部人聊天室,視訊聊天室,視訊聊天,成人聊天室,一夜情聊天室,辣妹視訊,情色視訊,成人,成人影片,成人光碟,成人影城,自拍

情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣,情趣用品,情趣用品,A片,A片,情色,情色,A片