Sunday, November 16, 2008

Sunday post 100% innards free

The Crotchety Old Lady is possibly the funniest woman alive. And the best part is, she has no idea. When discussing the post from yesterday, she wanted to know what is wrong with me. It seems that the majority of my posts concern either my innards or bodily functions.

And then she said, "You should make Sundays pristine." I asked what did she mean?

Her answer? "Make it your doody."

Then she wondered why I was laughing at her. I typed out exactly what she said, and she said, "You are so damn immature. You know I meant d.u.t.y. "Photobucket

Yeah, it's a like a full time party here at Casa Crotchety. Photobucket

Even the Crotchety Old Lady voted for me. Shouldn't you?
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19 comments:

MA Fat Woman said...

I'm doodifully leaving you a comment. Howdy Doody, Fruity Tootin Crotchety...even your name revolves around your innards and outards? Have a pristine day...have you tried them pizzaburgers yet?

AngieSS said...

Hahaha

You both sound like you have so much fun together! And I think any man can turn any conversation into doody, farts, belches, sex, etc. lol
It's true -- you just never really grow up. But we wouldn't want you any other way! :D

Lauren said...

OH CROTCHETY I thought it was funny too. DOODY. Would've thought the same thing. LOVE your immaturity. Don't change a thang!

ReformingGeek said...

LOL! It must be the week of the turd. I have read more posts on turds, doody, poop, shi*t, etc. than I ever did in junior high.

Duty you say? Maybe she means it's your duty to clean up the dog doo. ;-)

I'm posting a poop quiz tomorrow on my blog.....uh, I mean pop quiz. Sorry, I got confused.

Da Old Man said...

@ MA: Haven't tried them yet. Yeah, the name does kind of hint at outards. :)

@ Angie: We usually do have fun together. Fortunately, I can make her laugh.

Lauren: I don't plan to. :)

@ Reforming: I noticed that, too. I wonder why?

Don said...

Lol. I can just envision that conversation followed by her giving you a pop to the forehead 3 Stooges style.

Swirl Girl said...

Hubby calls me doody. I say it's spelled D.U.T.Y ...he doesn't.

Da Old Man said...

@ Don: It's like you were looking in my wiondow. You weren't were you?

@ Swirl: But I'm sure it's meant in the best pssible way.

The Hawg! said...

Heh. Now, that's great stuff. I used to tell a joke that got me in trouble.

"Why did my wife stink the most when she was in the Army?"

"When she was on duty!"

Heh, heh!

Apparently, immature minds think alike, Crotchety...

PaulsHealthblog.com said...

At least she doesn't drool when she says it.

Da Old Man said...

@ The Hawg: Immaturity makes the world go 'round. Or it keeps us laughing, which is more important.

@ Paul: True

unfinishedrambler said...

It sounds like a conversation I might have with my wife.

dani c said...

Hahaha I need to met this woman..

Da Old Man said...

@ Unfinished: Most men have a similar one

@ Dani: She is an unusual lady

Lipstick said...

I laughed so hard that I farted.

The Offended Blogger said...

She just worries for your eternal soul, unlike me who is saving you a seat down below. We can tell poop jokes for eternity. :p

Heather said...

Since finding your blog I have laughed so much that my husband things I am having epileptic spasms.

Seriously, its not just your post the comments people have left are just fab!

dadthedude said...

dooty - haha. thats great. I actually cracked myself in an important meeting when I said "we do do that" and then stopped and cracked up when I realized what I said. The others in the meeint didn't think it was funny.

Da Old Man said...

@ Lipstick: LOL

@ Offended: And poop jokes will always be funny

@ Heather: My commentors are the most brilliant anywhere. And now, you are one. :)

@ Dude: I've found meeting participants rarely have a sense of humor.