In case you missed it, I've been in the hospital the last 7 weeks enjoying surgery and other delights.
I also learned of Dilodin.
While I am no sort of recreational drug user, I almost look forward to various pain killers the doctor describes. This time I developed a favorite. Not only does Dilodin have incredible side effects, incredible halluciations, but no giant chickens. Instead I saw different people in my room and imagined my numerous gaseous emissions could be seen by me in shapes of mardi gras beads of various sizes and colors. Weird, huh?
I also have found out that sponge baths are not what they are cracked up to be especially when given by a guy named Linus.
I have lost count of the number of people who have seen and grabbed my naughty bits.
I have access and so I should be blogging regularly soon. I am making some progress.