Thursday, October 22, 2009

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18 comments:

Sandee said...

Ouch is right. I hate that kind of Fleet! Just saying.

Have a terrific day Crotchety. Well you should if the Fleet is over with. :)

nonamedufus said...

Anchors awayyyyy!!!

Don said...

So that's what they mean when they say that a destroyer is on it's way. Holy butt plug Batman!

LaurAyn said...

Having a shitty day?

ReformingGeek said...

Clean as a whistle!

Secondary Roads said...

Must be Fleet Weak . . . :)

LL said...

I can't improve on the previous comments...

Quirkyloon said...

What's an enema?

Is that the female derivation of enemy?

Ha!

Happy toilet paper trails to you!

Janna said...

All I can hear is the Village People singing "In The Navy"...

And somehow it fits both pictures.

FishHawk said...

Well, I just pooped-out on coming up with a clever comment.

vanilla said...

Cutters loose. Or cut 'er loose.

CatLadyLarew said...

I see your continuing to have a good time!

Jormengrund said...

Knowing how those feel, I'll bet you thought they were floating a bunch of the first picture into your butt, didn't you?

Hope you get better Crotchety.. I know that we never heal fast enough, but take your time, and get it done right!

MA Fat Woman said...

I bet you hadn't planned on having a capton this contest, heh? All were great comments.

Do destroyers have a poop deck?

Melanie said...

I've been offline for awhile. Great to see you have internet access again and can post. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Marie said...

I started out my nursing career in long term care. After that you are doomed to having only one association with the word 'fleet'.

When that idiot bank named itself Fleet, I used to wonder how come with all their money no one ever told them this was a really bad idea. I used to gag every time I drove by one.

At any rate, here's a few ways to avoid such a fate. If you're not on fluid restrictions, drink four ounces of water every half hour. Have some fruit after every meal and snack on it too. Try to have a bowl of bran cereal (or something like it that tastes good) once a day. Take a pericolace every night until you find your umm...pattern.

Immobility and narcotics are a brutal combo. But you don't have to go to, er, extremes if you try the above. I don't know why they don't teach patients this stuff before they leave the hospital. It's so much easier than the alternative.

Joe, I am so, so glad you are back!!! xoxo

Phillipia said...

I'll just say welcome back and leave it at that:)

MA Fat Woman said...

Do you need a new hospital survial kit?