I have been diapered for a few weeks, and to be honest, I'm enjoying them.
I'm sure most of youse still buy in to the "Big Boxer" Cartel or are under the spell of the "Tighty Whitey" Syndicate.
I'm here to tell you of the joy of adult diapers. Yes, friend, they are not just for funny pictures on Google images any more.
Here, in handy list form, are the top 10 reasons for the move to diapers.
1. Never again fear the wet fart.
2. The Texaco station bathroom is a germ infested nightmare. No problem.
3. Win bets with your friends. Next time at the bar, have a contest with your non diapered buddies, last one to use the restroom wins. Pound your favorite brew while enjoying the others squirming.
4. Your naughty bits and bum are cleaned with warm soapy water. Aaaah, yes, warm soapy water.
5. You can pee while talking to your mother-in-law. Expand the mental image as needed.
6. No need for a Halloween costume. You'll be the hit of every party.
7. Add a sash and instant Baby New Year. And it will be every bit as hilarious as Halloween.
8. Never leave in the middle of a movie for a bathroom break.
9. Now you don't have to carry a seat cushion to a sports event.
10. They are available in such designer colors as sea foam and eggshell. They go with any outfit.