Saturday, October 31, 2009

In Support of Adult Diapers

I have been diapered for a few weeks, and to be honest, I'm enjoying them.



I'm sure most of youse still buy in to the "Big Boxer" Cartel or are under the spell of the "Tighty Whitey" Syndicate.



I'm here to tell you of the joy of adult diapers. Yes, friend, they are not just for funny pictures on Google images any more.



Here, in handy list form, are the top 10 reasons for the move to diapers.



1. Never again fear the wet fart.



2. The Texaco station bathroom is a germ infested nightmare. No problem.



3. Win bets with your friends. Next time at the bar, have a contest with your non diapered buddies, last one to use the restroom wins. Pound your favorite brew while enjoying the others squirming.



4. Your naughty bits and bum are cleaned with warm soapy water. Aaaah, yes, warm soapy water.



5. You can pee while talking to your mother-in-law. Expand the mental image as needed.



6. No need for a Halloween costume. You'll be the hit of every party.



7. Add a sash and instant Baby New Year. And it will be every bit as hilarious as Halloween.



8. Never leave in the middle of a movie for a bathroom break.



9. Now you don't have to carry a seat cushion to a sports event.



10. They are available in such designer colors as sea foam and eggshell. They go with any outfit.


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34 comments:

Shieldmaiden96 said...

I took a man on an ambulance transfer once that was about a five hour trip one way. I got so good at changing those diapers (because he'd been given medicine that effectively forced him to relinquish control of his bowels) I could whip one off and have him clean as a whistle and comfy again like a pit crew at Talladega.

ReformingGeek said...

Um......yeah. I can't wait.

You are a hoot, Joe!

LaurAyn said...

Yeah I think I'll keep the diapers for the infants. LOL

nonamedufus said...

Leave it to you Joe to find the silver lining...do they come with a silver lining?

Hope things are well with you and that you're progressing nicely. Say "hi" to Mrs C.

Jormengrund said...

Just wait.

I'll challenge you to a drinking game, and then fake like I'm actually drinking!

At some point, you'll at least have to change, since the fact will be that you're dripping all over the floor, and I'll WIN!

Very funny post Joe. Gotta love the diaper-eye view sometimes!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. That's way more that I really wanted to know, but it's indeed funny. Just got to look on the up side of things.

Have a terrific day Joe. Best regards to the Misses. Good to see a post from you. :)

Grace said...

So gotta love your upbeat take on things - talk about making lemonade from lemons - Ah, sugar, honey, honey

Bradley said...

At one time I considered requiring all my employees to wear adult diapers to increase their productivity. Unfortunately the union had issues with that.

Jenn Thorson said...

Aw, poor Joe. I know you're working hard on the adult diaper marketing there, but...

I'm afraid I'm still not convinced.

I AM however happy to "see" ya here and I hope you're hanging in there okay.

Pricilla said...

Hey Da Man. I'm sorry I haven't stopped in for a bit. My old goat brain...

I am glad to hear things are erm, progressing.

All of us goats are thinking of you even if we forget to pop in.

Janna said...

And if you wear enough of them at the same time, you don't have to use $5000.00 seat cushions any more.

Unless you want to, of course.

FishHawk said...

Again, you have rendered me speechless. Alas, it is no wonder that I do not have a Zucchini Award proudly displayed on the table in front of the window by the front door. (I don't have a mantle. So, that is where it would be displayed if I wasn't rendered speechless so often.)

Moooooog35 said...

11. Being able to FINALLY connect with Grandma on a topic you can both discuss.

vanilla said...

Old Man, it is good to have you back with humor intact.

Points are thought-provoking, to say the least. I may consider switching from the TWs.

Quirkyloon said...

Ha!

How did I miss this post? Darn Blooger! Didn't update!

Very funny Old Man! Your naughty bits have never been cleaner have they?

It must be like having your own personal pooch to do the licking!

Ha!

The pale observer said...

Amazingly you make adult diapers sound cool... that is some feat!!!

Just found your blog. Good luck with and do enjoy all your drug induced haalucinations.

I'll be back to read more of your outpourings.

Cheers
Holli in Ghana

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