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18 comments:
Ouch is right. I hate that kind of Fleet! Just saying.
Have a terrific day Crotchety. Well you should if the Fleet is over with. :)
Anchors awayyyyy!!!
So that's what they mean when they say that a destroyer is on it's way. Holy butt plug Batman!
Having a shitty day?
Clean as a whistle!
Must be Fleet Weak . . . :)
I can't improve on the previous comments...
What's an enema?
Is that the female derivation of enemy?
Ha!
Happy toilet paper trails to you!
All I can hear is the Village People singing "In The Navy"...
And somehow it fits both pictures.
Well, I just pooped-out on coming up with a clever comment.
Cutters loose. Or cut 'er loose.
I see your continuing to have a good time!
Knowing how those feel, I'll bet you thought they were floating a bunch of the first picture into your butt, didn't you?
Hope you get better Crotchety.. I know that we never heal fast enough, but take your time, and get it done right!
I bet you hadn't planned on having a capton this contest, heh? All were great comments.
Do destroyers have a poop deck?
I've been offline for awhile. Great to see you have internet access again and can post. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
I started out my nursing career in long term care. After that you are doomed to having only one association with the word 'fleet'.
When that idiot bank named itself Fleet, I used to wonder how come with all their money no one ever told them this was a really bad idea. I used to gag every time I drove by one.
At any rate, here's a few ways to avoid such a fate. If you're not on fluid restrictions, drink four ounces of water every half hour. Have some fruit after every meal and snack on it too. Try to have a bowl of bran cereal (or something like it that tastes good) once a day. Take a pericolace every night until you find your umm...pattern.
Immobility and narcotics are a brutal combo. But you don't have to go to, er, extremes if you try the above. I don't know why they don't teach patients this stuff before they leave the hospital. It's so much easier than the alternative.
Joe, I am so, so glad you are back!!! xoxo
I'll just say welcome back and leave it at that:)
Do you need a new hospital survial kit?
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