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http://www.thatsfunnybecause.blogspot.com/
She writes one of the funniest blogs around. This Southern belle, who thinks she may have been one of my ex-wives (it's possible as I have a lot of fuzzy memories of late nights at Denny's) wants me to list 7 things about me that youse don't already know.
Hmmm. That's pretty tough since I'm kind of an open book, but here goes. I know it's sad, but these are all true
1. I lost the county spelling bee when I was in 8th grade because of a technicality. I retraced without asking. The word was effident. I still don't know what it means, but I sure as heck can spell it without retracing now.
2. While I advocate for the elimination of our drug policy, I have never used illegal drugs.
3. The last time I voted for a Presidential candidate from a major party was 1980. I usually vote Libertarian, or write in the name of a friend of mine.
4. The coolest person I ever met was Jean Shepherd. He autographed my book, "Excelsior, Dad" but I lost the book in a move a few years ago.
5. I used to teach a sex ed and drug class in an alternative school setting. Many of my "students" were parents and drug dealers.
6. Due to skin grafts, I now have hair growing in places it shouldn't be growing.
7. According to geneolgy tracing my cousin did, my family comes from a regal line. Unfortunately, they were disgraced and run out of the country.
Now, I'm supposed to
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9 comments:
So let's get this straight: your a hairy non drug takin' drug educator, waste your voter (teehee)who can spell better than I can.
:-( Smoke the ganga Joe - it does a body good.
Smoke the ganga, Joe, it does a body good!. You will sleep, the best sleep of your life. After you eat 6 grilled soy cheese sandwiches!
Joe,
Perfect! I can't believe you've never even some weed...wow. Thanks for playin'. Come see me.
Eve
@ Lauren: Yes. But I just say no to drugs. Though I do love my percosets and such, I only take it when prescribed. I'm so boring.
@ Etta: I do love my grilled soy cheese on whole grain bread.
@ Eve: Not even once. And I lived in a college dorm in the 70's!!!
Needless to say, I stole the weed smiley.
@ Gumby: Totally expected it. :)
I misspelled missle when I was in the 8th grade. It was Christmas time and I was thinking of mistle toe and a certain other 8th grade boy. I was favored to win the spelling bee that year at 20-1; I'm still bitter about it.
@ MA: I'm still mad at the spelling bee commitee, too. :)
well, i doubt if eve was one of your exes, cause she wouldn't be associating with you at any cost...when your women are done, they surely are done...
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