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Yeah, I know what you are thinking: Today, All Saint's Day, one of the holiest of holy days, is also Chelle's birthday. Doesn't seem possible.
Maybe if she was born on the day of Matthew, Mark, Luke or John, the original Offended Bloggers, well, that's logical. But All Saint's Day? 
Anyway, I decided to find out more about her. It seems she is sort of an "International Woman of Mystery."
OK, more an Idaho Woman of Mystery.
After checking several sources, I found out her real name is, are you ready, and don't tell her I told you, Michelle. I swear. Chelle, it seems, is just her nom d'plume, which is a fancy French way of saying "name to use when in a bunker during Armageddon."
Speaking of this, she is fully prepared for any sort of apocolyptic showdown with Jihadists in her sporty yet practical
Limited Collectors Edition Hello Kitty Tank
And Chelle has prepared for the post apocolyptic world as she has invested heavily in the new currency
And she plans to survive the nuclear holocaust in her bunker dining on
While you were doing things like
or 
Our Ms. Chelle has put been busy putting together a group of humor bloggers because in the post apocolyptic world, survivors will need the funny.
The funny, and, of course, Greenland.
Happy Birthday, Chelle.
If you have a chance, be sure to stop by her blog http://www.offendedblogger.com/ or
http://www.humorbloggers.com/
to wish her a happy birthday.
Official 100% True (you can look it up)
Greenland Fact of the Day
Attention ladies:
0-14 years: 23.5% (male 6,867/female 6,634)
15-64 years: 69.9% (male 21,683/female 18,575)
Disclaimer: This post wasn't very offensive, unless of course you are a jihdist planning the apocolypse
15 comments:
Very sweet....pink tank..awesome! What a guy you are!!
My sister in law's birthday is Halloween. HAHAHA! Maybe we can send her the tank. :-)
This is the best birthday present post EVER!!!!!!
And there are more men than women in Greenland?? WTF?!! You would think me and my awesomely offensive cleavage would be famous there by now. :*(
Thanks for this post. It has been too long since I visited the Offended Blogger and this reminder was just what I needed to get me over there again. It is a good one.
Woot for Chelle! That Hello Kitty tank rawks! :D
@ Hussy: I really liked the tank, too. Chelle has all the best stuff
@ Lauren: LOL
@ Offended: I'm glad you liked it.
@ Will: I'm sure she'll appreciate you stopping by
@ Chat: It's just so Chelle. :)
Does it come in aubergine? Sorry I didn't acknowledge your "thank you", but you ended up in my SPAM! Go figure! OH! and your more than welcome!
@ Judy: You do realize I'm a guy? I had to google aubergine. I thought it was a city in France. Turns out it's a color. :)
Awww, thats so nice Old Man. You know those paradoxes those scientist always talk about, maybe they mean Chelle's birthday on All Saints Day, just a thought, haha.
Nice Joe! Good job. Chelle needs all of the good wishes she can handle trying to control all of us...as we say "down" South, "Bless her heart."
I've found you far more offensive on other occasions but..whatever.
And btw - aubergine is an eggplant. The paint people stole the name to use for purple.
Cheers!
Old Man...
I done wasted days tryin to figure out what Chelle's real name could be..How did you ever git this information? You so dang smart.
Eve
@ The FLy: total paradox. She should be studied
@ Don: Yeah, we are kind of a full time job for her.
@ Gerald: Thanks. I'm never really offensive.
@ Eve: I plied it from her using vodka and ninja mind tricks. Mostly vodka.
Happy birthday, Chelle!
Thanks for the Greenland info! I love to keep up on my fan!
@ Kirsten: And he appreciates it, I'm sure
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