Wednesday, December 10, 2008

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You should have seen the picture Rubba thought was just too offensive.

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37 comments:

tahtimbo said...

1.Unwrapping the Yule log

Paul Eilers said...

No! No! No!

Dawn said...

Naughty is the new Nice!

Unknown said...

No one knew Santa had such a small package.

Adullamite said...

Santa avoids his Christmas deliveries - by choosing jail instead!

kalos_eidos said...

"Look, everybody....it's Santa Balls!

Unknown said...

Because of being in the North Pole for so long and the new medication Cialis. Santa had no choice but to show off his new package this year.....

A New Yorker said...

Jingle THESE bells people!

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Kelly Ann said...

"You better watch out, ya better not cry, but ya'd better put out, I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is coming to you!"

Anonymous said...

Oh...My....God.... Santa has a VAGINA!

Unknown said...

"On Dancer, On Prancer, On Flasher and..."

ReformingGeek said...

For years we've wondered if it was boxers, briefs, or commando. Now we know and we really wish we didn't...

Daughter said...

"Does this look like herpes to you? I think it's herpes."

Jormengrund said...

Tell me what you'd use to wrap this up with..

Ribbon or bow?

Maybe both?

Jormengrund said...

After seeing this, Heather decided she didn't want to sit on Santa's lap anymore.

She also decided she didn't want to know what Santa's definition of "naughty" or "nice" was either!

Chat Blanc said...

Tis better to give than to receive.

Bradley said...

Santa Clause is coming IN town.

Anonymous said...

The worst part. Mistletoe belt.

Donnie said...

Oh my God! A hairy, pink elf!

Unknown said...

Christmas in New York!

HawgWyld said...

"So, uh, who wants to sit in Santa's lap now?"

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Claus left me 'cause I got Elf syphilis! How do you like that? I'm ruined! I'm ruined! Look at these pustules! Santa's little workshop is out of business and you can make you're own damn presents! The horror! The horror!

Anonymous said...

Also I said ''you're'' instead of ''your'' but you get the idea.

Kelly said...

"So Do Ya Think The Stripes On My Candy Cane Are On The Right Way?"

Matt said...

I'll have a blue balls Christmas without you.

Matt said...

Silver Balls, Silver Balls...It's Christmastime in the city.

Matt said...

Who would have guessed that the carpet didn't match the drapes?

Anonymous said...

Does this Santa coat make my package look fat?

The Hussy Housewife said...

"I got Blue Balls hanging from this Christmas TREE!

Come on..give it to me..I need EC credtis!!

Nicole said...

Have yourself a merry little Christmas penis...

Swirl Girl said...

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls - Santa's on his way!

Anonymous said...

Ever wonder what Santa does the other 11 months?

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

The pressure of the holiday season has finally gotten to Santa...

eve cleveland said...

Children, don't ever sit on Santa's lap and tell him you want a "big surprise".
Eve

Anonymous said...

Santa finally proves that he really does come but once a year.

2 Brits, 2 Yanks, 2 Dogs said...

Santa Claus is "coming' to town!

Excuse me, but can you help me find my North Pole!

Lord, I want to be whole said...

Santa is on the naughty list...he was into the eggnog!!!