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Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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1.Unwrapping the Yule log
No! No! No!
Naughty is the new Nice!
No one knew Santa had such a small package.
Santa avoids his Christmas deliveries - by choosing jail instead!
"Look, everybody....it's Santa Balls!
Because of being in the North Pole for so long and the new medication Cialis. Santa had no choice but to show off his new package this year.....
Jingle THESE bells people!
(And come to my Caption This http://canubapartofmylife.blogspot.com/2008/12/caption-this.html
to have more chances to win after playing here at Crotchey's!!!)
"You better watch out, ya better not cry, but ya'd better put out, I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is coming to you!"
Oh...My....God.... Santa has a VAGINA!
"On Dancer, On Prancer, On Flasher and..."
For years we've wondered if it was boxers, briefs, or commando. Now we know and we really wish we didn't...
"Does this look like herpes to you? I think it's herpes."
Tell me what you'd use to wrap this up with..
Ribbon or bow?
Maybe both?
After seeing this, Heather decided she didn't want to sit on Santa's lap anymore.
She also decided she didn't want to know what Santa's definition of "naughty" or "nice" was either!
Tis better to give than to receive.
Santa Clause is coming IN town.
The worst part. Mistletoe belt.
Oh my God! A hairy, pink elf!
Christmas in New York!
"So, uh, who wants to sit in Santa's lap now?"
Mrs. Claus left me 'cause I got Elf syphilis! How do you like that? I'm ruined! I'm ruined! Look at these pustules! Santa's little workshop is out of business and you can make you're own damn presents! The horror! The horror!
Also I said ''you're'' instead of ''your'' but you get the idea.
"So Do Ya Think The Stripes On My Candy Cane Are On The Right Way?"
I'll have a blue balls Christmas without you.
Silver Balls, Silver Balls...It's Christmastime in the city.
Who would have guessed that the carpet didn't match the drapes?
Does this Santa coat make my package look fat?
"I got Blue Balls hanging from this Christmas TREE!
Come on..give it to me..I need EC credtis!!
Have yourself a merry little Christmas penis...
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls - Santa's on his way!
Ever wonder what Santa does the other 11 months?
The pressure of the holiday season has finally gotten to Santa...
Children, don't ever sit on Santa's lap and tell him you want a "big surprise".
Eve
Santa finally proves that he really does come but once a year.
Santa Claus is "coming' to town!
Excuse me, but can you help me find my North Pole!
Santa is on the naughty list...he was into the eggnog!!!
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