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I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
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49 comments:
"AIG staff now on the hunt for a bailout from the Easter bunny. Hoping to make him feel more comfortable they've been required to wear the ears. More on the news at 10."
I said you had a honey of a rear.. not I want to wear bunny ears..
"Dude... we're guaranteed to get into the Playboy Club now..."
Bill and Ted's Excellent Bunny Ear Adventure.
The founders of: Yuppies For Rabbit Ears.
Businessmen take a stand for rabbit ears. "We don't need no digital televisation."
"Pssssttt...want a good stock tip?"
"Sure, I'm all ears."
peace,
mike
livelife365
Remember the good old days when street gangs didn't dress like total asshats.
Spaz and Moooooog rush to the audition for the new Broadway play, "When Bunnies Blog"
Equality legislation is ruining the 'Bunny Club.'
Guy on the left to guy on the right.
"There's a Bear market where investment prices fall and a Bull market where they rise. Then there's the Bunny market where we all get fucked. Now do you get it"?
In a recent poll wherein women have suggested that men simply "don't listen" men have suddenly decided to grow ears.
With the recession, even the Easter Bunny had to get another job.
2 members of the "Furries" club on the hunt for their next sex partner
My gay fantasy.
Penn & Teller: The Alzheimer's Years.
Really? Who wears paisley ties anymore?
"Business Bluetooth. We get better reception than our competitors."
"Here comes the Peter Cottontails, strutting down the bunny trail. Hippity Hoppity, Easter's on it's way." Wall Street's latest ploy to try and win Main Street over.
"Dude, this is like subliminal messaging to women. If you wear the ears, they think you can screw like a rabbit.. It's a win-win situation here!"
"Dude, I told you I wanted to join the PLAYBOY club to see the bunnies not the BUNNY club to see the boys, OK?"
thought: (he wouldn't be acting so superior if he knew he had bunny crap in his tail)
Fluffy and snowball finally make it to the big city.
Bugs Bunnies lesser known cousins, Chip and Troy.
Omg Dana, ya made me spit coffee on my laptop.. that is way too funny
Will work for cadbury creame eggs.
Reservoir Bunnies
"wait until you see my cotton tail"
"Dad told mom to stay away from the petting zoo. Now look what happened!"
Dick and Harry wanted to prove the do it like bunnies by actually dressing up as bunnies. Neither will admit to who is on the bottom…
Man, I won't even try. These are too good. And my brain hurts just thinking about thinking about a caption.
They look like the Easter Bunnies hit men.
Elwood P. Dowd lays off the cocktails. It was bad enough when there was just one Harvey.
"I understand the mob wanting to spruce up it's image, but come on..."
Goats don't have a good sense of humor...but they like bunnies.
But not banker bunnies. But they like zucchini...we try to steal it out of the garden.
The Wonder Bunnies secret identities were revealed after they forgot to entirely remove their costumes.
Dwayne and Karl would often sneak behind the fence at the petting zoo and lay hopefully on their backs.
"Ears lookin' at you, kid."
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"Jesus and the Easter Bunny's children are finally all grown up." (Ohhh, so that's the connection!)
"Just look casual, Joe.
We're cool......yep, we're cool."
Hope your back is better today, COM. :)
Man, the Easter Bunnies convention just isn't like it used to be."
Behold, the next generation of Bluetooth technology. (If there's any justice in the world.)
Even the Easter bunny has to pound the pavement and find a job this year! So sad!
Get out of my way, I'm about to lay a chocolate egg.
It's the new show coming to CBS this fall!
"CSI: Cottontail"
LOL! The bunnies sure do look cute and ridiculous! (lol)
Advance Happy Easter!!!
"You ready to do this?"
Eh, what's up doc ?
Guy on the left: Dude, stop playing pocket billiards. We have to find the White Rabbit.
Guy on the right: How are we supposed to find the White Rabbit in the city?
Guy on the left: I don't know, we have to ask Alice.
Guy on the right: Dude please! Make the white knight stop talking backwards.
Guy on the left: I think you smoked too much hookah with the caterpillar.
Man...they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for the villains of "Spiderman 4."
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