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Who Am I?
I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
And that is me in the picture. : )
And that is me in the picture. : )
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- Caption This; Dollar Bill Edition
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- I Figured It Out
- Technology roars into Casa Crotchety
- Happy Birthday, Shamwow Vince
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- Pull My Finger--The Joy of a Colonoscopy
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- Protecting the Incredibly Stupid
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- How It went from a Recession to a Depression
- Caption winner declared in closest contest ever
- Current Events Thursday
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- Catching Up Tuesday
- My Wife Smells Like a Goat
- Happy Easter
- Things I don't Understand
- Caption winner announced; Entrecard Boycotted
- Did you ever meet one of your heroes?
- Caption This; Easter Edition
- Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
- Loaded with Porky Goodness
- I Need Someone to Explain This to Me
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- Caption This: Birthday Edition
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55 comments:
Yeah Baby that's right I know you want some of this,....uh huh
Ahhh, wtf is that?
"Think this is bad? You should see me with my mask off!"
Come give us a kiss...
Happy Birthday, Camilla Parker Bowles!
Looks like da old man's bloggie friends popped for the really good hooker for his birthday! Ok..I'm in.. here's my two cents..
Happy birthday!!
And as for my caption...
"Hey - there's Crotchety! When did he get out??"
(Said lovingly by me, who had the room next to yours in the asylum.) ;)
Make it a fantastic day!
Katherine
"Come on baby, and do the hokey polkey with me, ya put your bottom denture in, ya put your bottom denture out, ya put your bottom denture in, ya do the hokey pokey and ya turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about!"
Crotchety Old Lady on crack
Happy Birthday!
Happy Freaking Birthday Old Man!!!
WOO!!!
Sarah Jessica Parker decides to attend the party sans makeup.
...dad...?
Next on Access Hollywood: Sad, Sad, Very Sad. As the stars Gather for the Howdy Doody Reunion we learn the years have not been kind to Clarabell.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
My caption:
A Cabbage Patch Kid grows up.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor!
Haven't got a caption - Just saying "Happy Birthday"
"This is all I could find in my trailer. You said "dress-up" for Crotchety's part, right?"
MY GOD! MY EYES! That's one freaky pic dude!
"Anyone seen my date?"
Happy, Happy Birthdat!!!
Happy like Birthday like to you. Like Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday like dear Crotchety, Happy Birthday like to you. Totally!
"When Valley Girls go Glam"
Happy Birthday, Joe.
P.S. Mine is on Saturday. Aries rock.
Shit like this is why I hire magicians.
Celebrating her 103rd birthday, Joan Rivers finally decides to go au natural.
Crimeny-- I cannot caption what I cannot even wrap my mind around...
Shouldn't this be on a "What Is It Wednesday" post?
Tammy Faye Baker shows up to Crotchety's party for a little surprise..
"Hey Crotchey, come give momma a birthday kiss!"
*happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear Crotchety
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
and many more.
Sent from Strippers R Us.
I have a migraine now, but I'm already recovering. Hope you have a happy birthday! :)
Happy Birthday Crotchety!!
Hahaha! Oh geez. Now you've gone and done it. That's the ugliest human thing I've ever seen. Next to Vince Offer that is.
"I pooted."
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Joe,
Happy Birthday to you.
I don't care how much booze I drink, that ain't gonna to look any better.
Have a great birthday. :)
Sure he's a bit unorthodox, but you really can't find cheap babysitters anymore.
Happy Birthday! You know what else today is, don't you? It was on this day in 1990 that it became illegal in Salem, Oregon, to be within 2' of nude dancers.
It's Mah Burfday, It's mah burfday,, It's mah burfday, kiss my ass-ess;
it's mah burfday, it's mah burfday
it's mah burfday this ain't a mask;
obtw, BadGalsRadio got you a lapdance, but you have to come to our house to get it;
Joan Rivers: before the makeup application for Celebrity Apprentice.
Happy Birthday , No Fooling!
:singing:
When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference WHAT you are......
Bozo's later years were spent in a haze of booze, meth, and sexual ambiguity.
Maxine gone wild!
Happy b-day DOM!
Caption:
"You don't have to be a star baby, to be in my show."
Just what I always wanted for my birthday. A British whore!
Matthew Broderick's mistress.
First Happy birthday, did the Mrs, give you a little? My caption:
No one could understand how Vince the Sham Wow guy could let HER bite his tongue.
Oh, come on I want my shot on the new Ozzie Osbourne show kissing one of those gorgeous guys, give me some tongue baby.
Even E-Harmony couldn't find a match for this one!
This is what happens when you go through Craig's List for an escort!
Happy Birthday Old Man!
I see that you got my gift. She's the star of Girls Gone Wild: Insane Clown Posse Edition.
"Pennywise's Grandma"
How'd you get a picture of my last girl friend?
Happy Birthday Joe!!!
That is seriously my Mom.
If I can see both hands and arm, then what are those other things hanging off the side of this...person? Please don't tell me they're breasts.
Not really a caption: Happy Birthday!
peace,
mike
livelife365
Yeah I'm flashing who wants these beads???
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