Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Caption This: Birthday Edition




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55 comments:

kat822 said...

Yeah Baby that's right I know you want some of this,....uh huh

Tina said...

Ahhh, wtf is that?

The Hawg! said...

"Think this is bad? You should see me with my mask off!"

LL said...

Come give us a kiss...

tahtimbo said...

Happy Birthday, Camilla Parker Bowles!

The Queen said...

Looks like da old man's bloggie friends popped for the really good hooker for his birthday! Ok..I'm in.. here's my two cents..

One Creative Queen said...

Happy birthday!!

And as for my caption...

"Hey - there's Crotchety! When did he get out??"

(Said lovingly by me, who had the room next to yours in the asylum.) ;)

Make it a fantastic day!
Katherine

Lady Sarcasm said...

"Come on baby, and do the hokey polkey with me, ya put your bottom denture in, ya put your bottom denture out, ya put your bottom denture in, ya do the hokey pokey and ya turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about!"

dizzblnd said...

Crotchety Old Lady on crack

Happy Birthday!

Michelle said...

Happy Freaking Birthday Old Man!!!

WOO!!!

moooooog35 said...

Sarah Jessica Parker decides to attend the party sans makeup.

moooooog35 said...

...dad...?

nonamedufus said...

Next on Access Hollywood: Sad, Sad, Very Sad. As the stars Gather for the Howdy Doody Reunion we learn the years have not been kind to Clarabell.

shyne said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

My caption:
A Cabbage Patch Kid grows up.

Lauren said...

1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor!

Grace said...

Haven't got a caption - Just saying "Happy Birthday"

ReformingGeek said...

"This is all I could find in my trailer. You said "dress-up" for Crotchety's part, right?"

Rebellious Arab Girl said...

MY GOD! MY EYES! That's one freaky pic dude!

Me-Me King said...

"Anyone seen my date?"

Happy, Happy Birthdat!!!

MA Fat Woman said...

Happy like Birthday like to you. Like Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday like dear Crotchety, Happy Birthday like to you. Totally!

"When Valley Girls go Glam"

Happy Birthday, Joe.

P.S. Mine is on Saturday. Aries rock.

moooooog35 said...

Shit like this is why I hire magicians.

freetheunicorns said...

Celebrating her 103rd birthday, Joan Rivers finally decides to go au natural.

Jenn Thorson said...

Crimeny-- I cannot caption what I cannot even wrap my mind around...

Shouldn't this be on a "What Is It Wednesday" post?

Jormengrund said...

Tammy Faye Baker shows up to Crotchety's party for a little surprise..

Stacie's Madness said...

"Hey Crotchey, come give momma a birthday kiss!"

*happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear Crotchety
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
and many more.

Stacie's Madness said...

Sent from Strippers R Us.

Margo said...

I have a migraine now, but I'm already recovering. Hope you have a happy birthday! :)

longrooffan said...

Happy Birthday Crotchety!!

Don said...

Hahaha! Oh geez. Now you've gone and done it. That's the ugliest human thing I've ever seen. Next to Vince Offer that is.

C.B. Jones said...

"I pooted."

Sandee said...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Joe,
Happy Birthday to you.

I don't care how much booze I drink, that ain't gonna to look any better.

Have a great birthday. :)

moooooog35 said...

Sure he's a bit unorthodox, but you really can't find cheap babysitters anymore.

Sherry said...

Happy Birthday! You know what else today is, don't you? It was on this day in 1990 that it became illegal in Salem, Oregon, to be within 2' of nude dancers.

RE Ausetkmt said...

It's Mah Burfday, It's mah burfday,, It's mah burfday, kiss my ass-ess;
it's mah burfday, it's mah burfday
it's mah burfday this ain't a mask;

obtw, BadGalsRadio got you a lapdance, but you have to come to our house to get it;

Swirl Girl said...

Joan Rivers: before the makeup application for Celebrity Apprentice.

Happy Birthday , No Fooling!

memphisdonna said...

:singing:
When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference WHAT you are......

Douglas said...

Bozo's later years were spent in a haze of booze, meth, and sexual ambiguity.

Melanie said...

Maxine gone wild!

Quirkyloon said...

Happy b-day DOM!

Caption:

"You don't have to be a star baby, to be in my show."

Mike said...

Just what I always wanted for my birthday. A British whore!

moooooog35 said...

Matthew Broderick's mistress.

ettarose said...

First Happy birthday, did the Mrs, give you a little? My caption:

No one could understand how Vince the Sham Wow guy could let HER bite his tongue.

Jude said...

Oh, come on I want my shot on the new Ozzie Osbourne show kissing one of those gorgeous guys, give me some tongue baby.

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Collette said...

Even E-Harmony couldn't find a match for this one!

Kirsten said...

This is what happens when you go through Craig's List for an escort!

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Happy Birthday Old Man!

I see that you got my gift. She's the star of Girls Gone Wild: Insane Clown Posse Edition.

Sadie said...

"Pennywise's Grandma"

A Valdese Blogger said...

How'd you get a picture of my last girl friend?

Marie said...

Happy Birthday Joe!!!

dani c said...

That is seriously my Mom.

Mike Foster said...

If I can see both hands and arm, then what are those other things hanging off the side of this...person? Please don't tell me they're breasts.

Not really a caption: Happy Birthday!

peace,
mike
livelife365

Chaotically Calm said...

Yeah I'm flashing who wants these beads???