Ok, it may go well beyond appreciation.
Watching QVC today (don't judge, I have a lot of free time) one product offered was bacon salt, which is a vegan kosher bacon product.
Obviously, it is not made from real bacon. But according to the
I doubt either of these ladies would be satisfied with anything less than full on bacon-ness. This product, then, may be exactly what they both need
Just squirt bacon wherever it's needed. What could be better?
I'll continue to scour the 'net for bacon news that you can use.
BTW, 2 of the products are fake.