Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Caption This; Dollar Bill Edition

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54 comments:

Lady Sarcasm said...

"When Uncle Ned said he'd dance for her at the bachelorette party, there was no mention of partial nudity or g-strings!"

tahtimbo said...

When its time for Chippendale dancers to retire...

Waltsense.com said...

No really, I stuffed my pants with Jimmy Dean large sausages.

Mike Foster said...

Last week was Earth Day, this week:
GIRTH DAY!


peace,
mike
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Quirkyloon said...

I know what girls like...I know what girls want...I know what girls like...girls like...girls like ME!

Quirkyloon said...

A thong is a terrible thang to waist, ahem, waste!

SpeakDog said...

Yikes. I don't have anything else.

Just. Yikes.

Husbands Anonymous said...

Uncle Ted immediately regretted outsourcing the organist for Aunt Mildred's funeral when it was time to play 'Aire on a G-String', and vowed to renew his lens prescription.

Mike Foster said...

The recession is hitting the north pole especially hard as Santa shaved his beard and started striping for tips.


peace,
mike
livelife365

dizzblnd said...

Has anyone seen my penis?

Lauren said...

Watch him wiggle, see him giggle, the new pitchman for J-E-L-L-O

moooooog35 said...

I hate when I leave my webcam on.

moooooog35 said...

The dark side of male prostitution.

moooooog35 said...

Sure the entertainment was a bit weird, but on a scale of 1 to 10, this Tupperware Party was off the hook.

Don said...

How does that guy wipe his butt? Or does he? Just wonderin'.

moooooog35 said...

Yet another reason to never book your strippers on Craigslist.

Joel Klebanoff said...

Come on folks, just $10 more and I'll put it back on!

Winky Twinky said...

Mini Me's life after Goldmember: Beer belly dancing at the Eeeevil Moose Lodge...

ReformingGeek said...

"Wait. This isn't my good side."

Stacie's Madness said...

OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...not what I wanted to see on my lovely Hump Day.

Me-Me King said...

Jelly roll, jelly roll
Watch my jelly roll.

FishHawk said...

The current economic climate has forced many crotchety old men to seek exotic forms of employment.

DouglasDyer said...

The deleted scenes from Capote were often quite disturbing.

DouglasDyer said...

Garden gnomes sure do come in a wide variety these days.

Sandee said...

Good grief. I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat. This could blind someone. Seriously.

Have a terrific day. :)

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

I'm not even going to try. These guys are waaay better than me at this captioning deal.

All I came up with was, "Bleccch."

Jen said...

Chippendales for the Chubby Chasers

PhilipDyer said...

The latest upload to www.pregnantmaletattooeddwarvesingstrings.com was getting a lot of well-deserved attention.

PhilipDyer said...

“Anybody seen that two bucks I put in my pocket earlier? Come on, guys, this isn’t funny!”

PhilipDyer said...

Seriously, John, when I said I wanted a stripper for my bachelor party, this is the first thing you thought of?

Mike said...

It wasn't his good looks or his athletic body that got Jim the tips.

No, it was the fact that he could go up on a woman that made him so popular.

Nooter said...

a date (dutch, of course) with the guy in the pic is the second place prize in this little caption contest. first place gets thirteen cents and a partially eaten jolly rancher.

Nooter said...

a recently uncovered image of dick cheney relaxing at camp david

Swirl Girl said...

Next week, on the Real House Wives of New Jersey...Layoffs at the DPW has forced Joey Bag of Donuts to moonlight at the Bada Bing.

Lola said...

This is the latest weight loss plan. Simply put this photo on the outside of your refrigerator. Your appetite will disappear and notice the pounds just drop off.

shyne said...

I just have nothing to offer on this one.
I'm.....speechless!

Where do you find these pics, COM?

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Let me know if your bachelorette party needs a discount-rate stripper

dani c said...

Elves gone crazy !!!

RE Ausetkmt said...

hey that's a fifty cent whine..
where's my damn change Lil Man ?

Jessie said...

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy,come on shugah let me know,if you want ot feed me,and you want to knead me,com eon shugah let me know

Kirsten said...

Do you think the lollipop guild funds itself?

Phillipia said...

He will not be smiling when they rip that tape off that's holding the stringy thingy to his hairy bod...yukk...

moooooog35 said...

Kirstey Alley falls off the Jenny Craig wagon yet again.

Secondary Roads said...

If I give you a Five dollars, will you go away? Twenty?

Secondary Roads said...

Never ever let your girl friend book the stripper for your bachelor party!

My Daily List said...

Little Janie's dream trip to Disney World turned into a nightmare when she ignored the "No Admittance Employees Only" sign and stepped into the not so magical kingdom of the roaming character's dressing room.

just a girl... said...

this is just wrong on sooooo many levels.

I Hate Commercials said...

Stripper in the wonka factory

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Andrew Conner said...

Good grief. I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat. This could blind someone. Seriously. Have a terrific day. :)

Ronnie said...

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