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I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
And that is me in the picture. : )
And that is me in the picture. : )
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- Did you ever meet one of your heroes?
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53 comments:
"When Uncle Ned said he'd dance for her at the bachelorette party, there was no mention of partial nudity or g-strings!"
When its time for Chippendale dancers to retire...
No really, I stuffed my pants with Jimmy Dean large sausages.
Last week was Earth Day, this week:
GIRTH DAY!
peace,
mike
livelife365
I know what girls like...I know what girls want...I know what girls like...girls like...girls like ME!
A thong is a terrible thang to waist, ahem, waste!
Yikes. I don't have anything else.
Just. Yikes.
Uncle Ted immediately regretted outsourcing the organist for Aunt Mildred's funeral when it was time to play 'Aire on a G-String', and vowed to renew his lens prescription.
The recession is hitting the north pole especially hard as Santa shaved his beard and started striping for tips.
peace,
mike
livelife365
Has anyone seen my penis?
Watch him wiggle, see him giggle, the new pitchman for J-E-L-L-O
I hate when I leave my webcam on.
The dark side of male prostitution.
Sure the entertainment was a bit weird, but on a scale of 1 to 10, this Tupperware Party was off the hook.
How does that guy wipe his butt? Or does he? Just wonderin'.
Yet another reason to never book your strippers on Craigslist.
Come on folks, just $10 more and I'll put it back on!
Mini Me's life after Goldmember: Beer belly dancing at the Eeeevil Moose Lodge...
"Wait. This isn't my good side."
OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...not what I wanted to see on my lovely Hump Day.
Jelly roll, jelly roll
Watch my jelly roll.
The current economic climate has forced many crotchety old men to seek exotic forms of employment.
The deleted scenes from Capote were often quite disturbing.
Garden gnomes sure do come in a wide variety these days.
Good grief. I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat. This could blind someone. Seriously.
Have a terrific day. :)
I'm not even going to try. These guys are waaay better than me at this captioning deal.
All I came up with was, "Bleccch."
Chippendales for the Chubby Chasers
The latest upload to www.pregnantmaletattooeddwarvesingstrings.com was getting a lot of well-deserved attention.
“Anybody seen that two bucks I put in my pocket earlier? Come on, guys, this isn’t funny!”
Seriously, John, when I said I wanted a stripper for my bachelor party, this is the first thing you thought of?
It wasn't his good looks or his athletic body that got Jim the tips.
No, it was the fact that he could go up on a woman that made him so popular.
a date (dutch, of course) with the guy in the pic is the second place prize in this little caption contest. first place gets thirteen cents and a partially eaten jolly rancher.
a recently uncovered image of dick cheney relaxing at camp david
Next week, on the Real House Wives of New Jersey...Layoffs at the DPW has forced Joey Bag of Donuts to moonlight at the Bada Bing.
This is the latest weight loss plan. Simply put this photo on the outside of your refrigerator. Your appetite will disappear and notice the pounds just drop off.
I just have nothing to offer on this one.
I'm.....speechless!
Where do you find these pics, COM?
Let me know if your bachelorette party needs a discount-rate stripper
Elves gone crazy !!!
hey that's a fifty cent whine..
where's my damn change Lil Man ?
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy,come on shugah let me know,if you want ot feed me,and you want to knead me,com eon shugah let me know
Do you think the lollipop guild funds itself?
He will not be smiling when they rip that tape off that's holding the stringy thingy to his hairy bod...yukk...
Kirstey Alley falls off the Jenny Craig wagon yet again.
If I give you a Five dollars, will you go away? Twenty?
Never ever let your girl friend book the stripper for your bachelor party!
Little Janie's dream trip to Disney World turned into a nightmare when she ignored the "No Admittance Employees Only" sign and stepped into the not so magical kingdom of the roaming character's dressing room.
this is just wrong on sooooo many levels.
Stripper in the wonka factory
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@Moooooog35
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Good grief. I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat. This could blind someone. Seriously. Have a terrific day. :)
In fact, even in touristy Broome the beaches were less congested than the ones in my home state of New Jersey, where the beaches are frankly pretty ugly, but always jam-packed with bodies in the summer! Or maybe I've just been spoiled by the spectacular natural beauty of Western Australia that the Jersey Shore's beaches can only pale in comparison... In this ancient world, nature seemed to have a particularly hard time with setting a sense of scale for its creations, and basically anything alive during that time was huge and fitted with claws that could knock your flippin' head off in a single blow. Bottoms - Grain - Grain Mills - Hops - Hydrometers - Kegging - Liquid Malt Extract - Mash Tuns - Refractometers - Sanitizers
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