but those annoying little emails. Though I am pretty sure that canned stuff will clean out my colon as well as anything.
Has everyone noticed that spammers tend to mix it up a bit from time to time? No longer do I get those lovely messages suggesting that they can embiggen my naughty bits, or offering me exclusive access to videos featuring, ermmm, a more loving relationship between man and the animal kingom. No, today, spammers are very interested in my colon.
Not only do they offer me various exotic products to make me poop like a racehorse (I've seen a racehorse poop, and it made me jealous) but the spammers remind me of my own inadequacy in this matter on a daily basis.
And that isn't bad enough. Every day, at least in a few messages, there is a notification that an ex has been seeking me.
Would she be so interested if she knew I have fecal insufficiency?
Is it to much to hope she knows how to use
I keep adding names to my blogroll. If I'm on yours, and you aren't on mine, please remind me.