Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll

The title has little to do with the post, but it is a great one. The post, not so much.

I hurt my back last night, so I've been popping Vicodin like M&M's. Vicodin is awesome.

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36 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

You hurt your back? Oh noes...what another night of hawt sex?

And now you're on heavy drugs?

Sounds like you got the sex and drugs part just fine.

You want me to sing a rock song for ya?

heh heh

Adullamite said...

Hurt backs are no joke, especially for ageing rockers! :)

dizzblnd said...

ohhh I'm sorry you hurt your back! That sucks. But the vicodin... that rocks! You just need to mix it with a little tequila!
Feel better soon

Nancy said...

After a few M&M's you'll forget all about the back :)

Joanie M said...

Sorry about hurting your back. Hope you fell better soon.

Jenn Thorson said...

Poor Crotchety! It was from lifting that birthday bacon burger from the other day, wasn't it?

ReformingGeek said...

I think it was from lifting that heavy carton of bacon salt.

Take care!

ettarose said...

You should know you cannot try to carry the Mrs. Let her carry you. Her back has got to be in better shape from shoveling all that snow. Enjoy the Vicodin, you're right, they are awesome.

Stacie's Madness said...

oh no. feel better...

Don said...

Sorry about the back, but look at the bright side. With Vicodin on hand, wasn't it really worth it?

Shawn said...

Oh man, me too with the Vicodin. Except I didn't hurt my back. It's just Tuesday.

Kirsten said...

Sorry to hear about your back. Get better soon! In the meantime, I hear Vicodin is good with a little bacon salt.

Thinkinfyou said...

Popping Vicodin ,and you can't write a post? You should try and then compare a sober post to your medically enhanced post.You could call it "This Is A Post And This Is A Post On Drugs"...just an idea!

Me-Me King said...

Here's hoping your back improves real soon.

Swirl Girl said...

Vicodin melts in your mouth, not in your hands!! LOL

Da Old Man said...

@ Quirky: I wish it was something good or interesting. Just basic stupidity.
Do you know all the words to In Da Gadda Da Vida?

@ Adullamite: I know. It hurt to type.

@ Dizz: Thanks. Vicodin is some good stuff.

@ Nancy: True dat.

@ Joanie: Thanks. I'm using Vicodin and some herbal pain rub. Seems to be doing the trick.

@ Jenn: Sad, isn't it?

@ Reforming: No, it was much more lame than that.

@ Etta: I would love that. Doubt she'd go for it, though.

@ Stacie: Thanks

@ Don: I could have taken the Vicodin without the back pain.

@ Shawn: Good enough reason

@ Kirsten: Everything is better with bacon salt, isn't it?

@ Thinkinfyou: That isn't a bad idea. Bet no one could tell the difference.
:(

@ Me-Me: Thanks

@ Swirl Girl: New marketing idea! Vicodin in a hard candy shell.

Carl said...

I always love it when the title has nothing to do with the post!

Marie said...

I hope Mrs. C. is a ministering angel right now, which is what you deserve.

You are lucky it isn't me because I would be rolling my eyes and sighing heavily. lol There is nothing like a nurse for no sympathy.

And Percocet is my painkiller of choice. Whooooee! I love those babies! I laugh at Vicodin. HA!

Marie said...

P.S. Feel better soon!

Da Old Man said...

Carl: I know.

@ Marie: She is. I prefer Percocet too, but my stupid doctor won't give them to me. Claims I have some sort of "abuse issue" with them.
That bastage.

dani c said...

Oh I hope you get/feel better soon...

Pricilla said...

I am sorry you hurt your back. I gave birth without drugs....
To one big buck. At least he didn't have his horns yet.

I hope your back is feeling better very soon. The publicist swears by her vicoprofens....

Chaotically Calm said...

Ohhhh feel better and pop a vicotabulousness for me!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Hurt backs suck.

Lay off the sex, the housework, and everything else. Behave yourself, will ya?

Jen said...

I'm sorry you hurt your back but Vicodin is a lot of fun...enjoy!

Lipstick said...

So sorry about your back!

Da Old Man said...

@ Dani: Much better today than yesterday

@ Pricilla: You are much stronger than me.

@ Chaotically: Done.
:)

@ Mary: Are you kidding. All I do is blog and watch TV

@ Jen: It's a party without doing anything

Da Old Man said...

@ Lipstick: Thanks

Phillipia said...

Hope you are back to your old self soon...

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