Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Caption This


53 comments:

MA Fat Woman said...

...before blogs were invented. People actually sat down to have conversations face to face.

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Un[Censored] said...

After breast feeding for the first 20 years of his life, Jimmy Joe Bob decided to try making friends with someone OTHER than his mom.

PhilipDyer said...

...except personal hygiene.

PhilipDyer said...

Critics of Homeland Security’s latest efforts to get information about terrorists claim that they are casting too wide of a net.

PhilipDyer said...

Derrick’s new plan to get a date was going only slightly better than his “I’ll do anyone, anywhere” table from last weekend.

PhilipDyer said...

Steve came up with two ideas for attracting more customers: Lower his rates or put on some pants. Steve made the wrong choice.

Lady Sarcasm said...

"But I won't talk that!"

Lady Sarcasm said...

(meatloaf reference just in case no one got that but me..) lol

Marie said...

After six fruitless hours, Otis reluctantly added "FREE!" as an ultimately fruitless incentive, causing him to rethink his career goal of psychotherapist.

nonamedufus said...

Charlie Brown's social skills hadn't improved much as an adult.

nonamedufus said...

Bill O'Reilly and Fox News: The Early Years.

nonamedufus said...

Billy Bob was quickly learning that his new job with the Ozark Tourism Association wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

Lauren said...

You get what you pay for.

Don said...

Stay away from penis size Herman. This guy may be into show and tell.

Michelle said...

A true sign the unemployment rate in the United States continues to climb!

ReformingGeek said...

"I'm just filling in today. Please stop throwing things".

Check out calf-fries

IB said...

What I did on my summer vacation

Jenn Thorson said...

After the folks at Joe's Diner told him not to come around here anymore, the out-of-work single took action.

moooooog35 said...

Joaquin Phoenix begins rethinking his career as a musician.

moooooog35 said...

The series finale of "How I Met Your Mother" was fairly anti-climactic.

moooooog35 said...

How software developers spend their Saturday nights when they're kicked out of the EverQuest game.

Me-Me King said...

Please? Anyone? I'm so lonely.

LL said...

Charmaine's dream date...

Wha? You know I loves ya Charm... :ewink:

Jen said...

Where is he? My insurance ran out and I can't afford the therapist anymore.

Secondary Roads said...

Having left the monastery, Herbert reveled in his new freedom.

ettarose said...

I can't ever top the ones here DOM. Great captions, I am glad I am not the one making the choice here.

Quirkyloon said...

"...but I'm not desperate!"

Quirkyloon said...

"...even if you're having a not-so fresh day."

DouglasDyer said...

Walter quickly stashed his sign when he saw a sore-encrusted Courtney Love approaching with two midgets and a Filipino man with a penis tatooed on his forehead.

Chris said...

...except, of course, what I'm doing here because that's what the sign is for, dumbass.

Swirl Girl said...

Twitter: For the technologically challenged.


or

Twitter: For the Amish

Kirsten said...

Steve's attempt to come out of his shell doesn't seem to be going as well as he had hoped.

Jeff said...

The fine print says: "Unless you start the conversation with, 'I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on predators...'"

Pricilla said...

Harold, the president of the Desperate and Lonely Club tries another recruiting effort.

Goat suck at humor

Joel Klebanoff said...

Joe learns that being a recluse isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Haley said...

The joke was on everyone - Doug was deaf and mute.

Bunk Strutts said...

Obvious price gouging.

Marie said...

DO OVER! I take my comedy seriously and I realized I used the same word twice, so I fixed it.

Ta Da:

After six fruitless hours, Otis reluctantly added "FREE!" as an ultimately futile incentive, causing him to rethink his career goal of psychotherapist.

Phew! What a relief. There, now that's MUCH better. lol

MegaMan said...

As long as you keep your mouth shut and I don't have to listen to your bullshit.

You wanna talk shit make your own sign!

Lin said...

OMG! My mother needs a booth like that! She's the only person I know who loves jury duty because all those other people are cornered!

Sheila said...

After spending a month with the monks Dan realized he truley did miss his wife.

Sheila said...

after spending the day with Paris Hilton Bill was feeling the need for a real conversation, or at least one that made a little sense.

Sheila said...

You're FIRED!

Kate Rawlins said...

but after five minutes I take off my hat; after ten minutes, I take off my coat; after fifteen, my shirt; after twenty, my pants, after ...

Alicia aka "Fashiona" said...

...for a small fee of course.

Lola said...

Joaquin Phoenix decides he needs material for his next appearance on Letterman where he plans to do an original hip hop song about his experience in the park.

Collette said...

Enjoying the park on a gorgeous summer day, little did Stuttering Stan know that when evil brothers, Bobby & Billy stopped by, they taped this to his picnic table.

Mike Foster said...

My favorite topics?

1. cool red hats
2. how to dress for success
3. is facial hair making a comeback?
4. you too can be a serial killer
5. dating


peace,
mike
livelife365

FreakSmack said...

Once they oppened up their club to white conservative men, the Black Panther Party just didn't draw the crowds in they once had.

The Astral Cowboy said...

"No Tie? Must be a terrorist."

The Astral Cowboy said...

"No Tie? Must be a terrorist."

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