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Who Am I?
I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
And that is me in the picture. : )
And that is me in the picture. : )
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- Important Heroes for the 21st Century
- Happy Father's Day
- Caption winner announced; PETA News Update
- Post 600!!!
- Caption This
- Why Does the Google Hate Me?
- Happy Monday to You
- Brain Damaged
- A Wild and Crazy Guy
- Caption winner announced
- Old People Just Out of Control
- Caption This
- I've Been Busy
- The Joy of Pork Roll
- Our Final Day in the Jerseypolitan Area
- Tour d'Jersey Continues
- Welcome to Downtown, New Jersey.
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52 comments:
...before blogs were invented. People actually sat down to have conversations face to face.
After breast feeding for the first 20 years of his life, Jimmy Joe Bob decided to try making friends with someone OTHER than his mom.
...except personal hygiene.
Critics of Homeland Security’s latest efforts to get information about terrorists claim that they are casting too wide of a net.
Derrick’s new plan to get a date was going only slightly better than his “I’ll do anyone, anywhere” table from last weekend.
Steve came up with two ideas for attracting more customers: Lower his rates or put on some pants. Steve made the wrong choice.
"But I won't talk that!"
(meatloaf reference just in case no one got that but me..) lol
After six fruitless hours, Otis reluctantly added "FREE!" as an ultimately fruitless incentive, causing him to rethink his career goal of psychotherapist.
Charlie Brown's social skills hadn't improved much as an adult.
Bill O'Reilly and Fox News: The Early Years.
Billy Bob was quickly learning that his new job with the Ozark Tourism Association wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
You get what you pay for.
Stay away from penis size Herman. This guy may be into show and tell.
A true sign the unemployment rate in the United States continues to climb!
"I'm just filling in today. Please stop throwing things".
Check out calf-fries
What I did on my summer vacation
After the folks at Joe's Diner told him not to come around here anymore, the out-of-work single took action.
Joaquin Phoenix begins rethinking his career as a musician.
The series finale of "How I Met Your Mother" was fairly anti-climactic.
How software developers spend their Saturday nights when they're kicked out of the EverQuest game.
Please? Anyone? I'm so lonely.
Charmaine's dream date...
Wha? You know I loves ya Charm... :ewink:
Where is he? My insurance ran out and I can't afford the therapist anymore.
Having left the monastery, Herbert reveled in his new freedom.
I can't ever top the ones here DOM. Great captions, I am glad I am not the one making the choice here.
"...but I'm not desperate!"
"...even if you're having a not-so fresh day."
Walter quickly stashed his sign when he saw a sore-encrusted Courtney Love approaching with two midgets and a Filipino man with a penis tatooed on his forehead.
...except, of course, what I'm doing here because that's what the sign is for, dumbass.
Twitter: For the technologically challenged.
or
Twitter: For the Amish
Steve's attempt to come out of his shell doesn't seem to be going as well as he had hoped.
The fine print says: "Unless you start the conversation with, 'I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on predators...'"
Harold, the president of the Desperate and Lonely Club tries another recruiting effort.
Goat suck at humor
Joe learns that being a recluse isn't all it's cracked up to be.
The joke was on everyone - Doug was deaf and mute.
Obvious price gouging.
DO OVER! I take my comedy seriously and I realized I used the same word twice, so I fixed it.
Ta Da:
After six fruitless hours, Otis reluctantly added "FREE!" as an ultimately futile incentive, causing him to rethink his career goal of psychotherapist.
Phew! What a relief. There, now that's MUCH better. lol
As long as you keep your mouth shut and I don't have to listen to your bullshit.
You wanna talk shit make your own sign!
OMG! My mother needs a booth like that! She's the only person I know who loves jury duty because all those other people are cornered!
After spending a month with the monks Dan realized he truley did miss his wife.
after spending the day with Paris Hilton Bill was feeling the need for a real conversation, or at least one that made a little sense.
You're FIRED!
but after five minutes I take off my hat; after ten minutes, I take off my coat; after fifteen, my shirt; after twenty, my pants, after ...
...for a small fee of course.
Joaquin Phoenix decides he needs material for his next appearance on Letterman where he plans to do an original hip hop song about his experience in the park.
Enjoying the park on a gorgeous summer day, little did Stuttering Stan know that when evil brothers, Bobby & Billy stopped by, they taped this to his picnic table.
My favorite topics?
1. cool red hats
2. how to dress for success
3. is facial hair making a comeback?
4. you too can be a serial killer
5. dating
peace,
mike
livelife365
Once they oppened up their club to white conservative men, the Black Panther Party just didn't draw the crowds in they once had.
"No Tie? Must be a terrorist."
"No Tie? Must be a terrorist."
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