Monday, June 22, 2009

Waiting for the ambulance to arrive

I've made a call to 911, and expect the ambulance to show up shortly. The doctor wants me to go to the hospital today. I'm sure they will be inserting tubes into places I don't want them to be, and sticking me in others.

Yes, it really is serious.

If I die, the Crotchety Old Lady will let you know. Just in case, thanks for everything.

If this works out, well, I promise lots of new stories about very personal attacks on my manly naughty bits. If it doesn't...well, I already covered that.

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28 comments:

Gin said...

Okay you get the "Dedicated Blogger of the Year" award. Blogging while in pain and waiting for an ambulance to arrive. That's what I call dedication. Seriously though, I hope you will be okay and that it's nothing too serious!

Sandee said...

Prayers in progress even if you don't want them. Just saying. :)

unfinishedrambler said...

Sending prayers and good thoughts your way, Joe.

Jenn Thorson said...

I'll be thinking about you Joe. You're a terrific fellow. I'll be rooting you on-- and will await those stories.

Lady Sarcasm said...

Just push a fart out on 'em Joe, that'll teach 'em!

In the meantime, you and the missus are in my thoughts.

Quirkyloon said...

DOM You and Mrs. Crotchety are definitely in my thoughts and prayers.

Sending healing thoughts your way!

You are DA MAN! *smile*

Shawn said...

Get this crap over with and come back to the blog with those funny stories. Seriously, get well and come back soon.

nonamedufus said...

Put the keyboard down and just go (to the hospital) Joe. We'll hold down the fort while you're gone. Chin up, best of luck. We're rooting for you!

ettarose said...

Joe, you damn well better hurry up and get out of there. You CANNOT leave us like this. Mrs better be on your butt to take care of yourself. Please get better, I am praying for you, and tell the Mrs we all support you both.

Chat Blanc said...

youse better take care of those naughty bits! I'm thinkin' of ya and praying all will be well.

Ryan Garns said...

Sending positive vibes your way, Old Man.

Thinkinfyou said...

Know that you are in my thoughts and prayers!!!

Marie said...

Jeez, Joe, not funny about Mrs. Crotchety. THAT IS NOT AN OPTION.

Mrs. C., I hope you can take these messages to Joe. Wrap him up in our prayers and concern.

Wrap yourself up too, ok? {{hugs}}

Ann's Rants said...

Thinking of you.

Lipstick said...

Awww, Crotchety...this post brought tears to my eyes. Not even kidding.

Prayers just said for y'all.

Lola said...

Sending positive energy your way. Hope you're feeling better soon.

DouglasDyer said...

Praying for you Joe.

Janna said...

I will be worrying about you every day, whether you want me to or not.

Sandee said...

Still praying for the both of you. :)

Pricilla said...

Aaargh, I somehow missed this post. More goat hugs. Big warm goat hugs.

Anna said...

Hope you are OK whatever is troubling you. Don't you dare check out on me! I depend on you for giggles! Joking aside, best wishes and hope you'll be fine.

Anna

PhilipDyer said...

Keeping my fingers crossed for you, Joe, which makes it really hard to type, so hurry up and get better!

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Seriously man, blogging while waiting for the ambulance? you so crazy!

But I really hope everything turns out OK and I will be praying for you!

Lotus said...

My thoughts are with you Joe...I'm sure everything will be fine!

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