So, the Crotchety Old Lady says, "Did you do your post yet?"
No, I'm not doing one.
Why not? You always do a post.
I've been busy.
Busy? All you do is sit on the couch and watch TV.
They were mean to me yesterday.
All of them. Especially Janna They laughed at me, too.
They are supposed to, you moron. It's a humor blog.
Yeah, but then they made me listen to the song.
"You don't even know where Chicago is, Jerkface," she chided.
Well, yeah, it's sort of that way, as I pointed in a more or less westernly direction. I like to assume my couch faces northish.
Just turn off the Married with Children Marathon and write your stupid post.
So I did.