And what could be better than a visit to Giants Stadium, home of the Giants and the Jets?
The Meadowlands Sports Complex also features a horse race track and an indoor arena where the Devils play. The Nets used to play there, too, but they moved to Newark, and will probably go to Brooklyn soon. That's ok, because they suck anyway. No one ever confused them with the Lakers.
But the best part about living in central New Jersey is we are about an hour away from the South Bronx.
If National League baseball is more your style, Queens is about an hour away also. That's where the Mets play, and, of course, the current Champions, the Phillies, are about an hour away to the south.
Well, our unofficial state motto is "Welcome to New Jersey, Now Go Home," so I've packed you a sack lunch with some Jersey Mike's Subs, and given the driver some cash for tolls on the Turnpike.
Have a safe trip, and remember our other unofficial state motto, "I didn't see nothing."
Get outta here, ya buncha mooks