This is a smoother and more manageable Crotchety here.
It seems one part of a heart catharazation involves violating my naughty bits in a way they had never been before.
That's right, I got a Brazilian. The good thing is now it takes only a minute to get dressed. And, of course, every nurse has to check the incision--and see the old man and giggle at his baby -like smoothness.
Since I've been in the hospital, they have removed some excess water fron my body.
By the way, my phone number in rehab is 732.287.9555 ext 170. Mornings are ususlly the worst time. I'll start visiting my friends blogs soon.