The food in rehab makes hospital grub seem like haute cuisine.
Yesterday's meals were a new low.
Breakfast was corn flakes and a turkey sandwich.
Lunch was an plain omelet, they don't even give me ketchup, with a side of carrots. Lemon jell-o in a shape of a ring for dessert.
Dinner was spaghetti topped with ground beef, and a side of mixed vegetables.
Now I look ahead to next week. Sunday night dinner is cabbage soup.
BTW, what the heck is turkey loaf?
The Crotchety Old Lady is gonna have to smuggle in rations.