Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Caption this; Win Zucchini

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42 comments:

Joanie said...

Just hangin' out with my buddy, Babe.

Quirkyloon said...

(singing to tune of Me and My Shadow)

"Me and my piggy...bathing in the mud bath tonight."

HumorSmith said...

Scene from the upcoming film
"Porky's IV: American Pigolo".

FishHawk said...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!!!

Adullamite said...

'What's the swine doing in my bath?
And why is it wearing that stupid towel on its head?'

Lola said...

They do say...Pearls Before Swine. I guess she's got a nice set of pearls...

(Oh, come on, you know you were thinking it!)

ettarose said...

The water should be changed several times before cooking the Chicharrones.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

"I'm telling Dad!!"

ReformingGeek said...

"Buffy the farting pig is Mrs. Smith's latest attempt to turn a plain old tub into a jet-powered spa."

Stephanie said...

They weren't lying about the 90 minute orgasm pigs have, but they might have mentioned that spastic colon. It almost wasn't worth it.

Chica said...

-The babe wanted to take a bath with me, but all he was interested in was Mrs. Piggie on the telly. Go figure!

- Yeah, I'm hitting that!

- Buying a bigger tub: $900.00 Mud from spa: 90.00, finding a pig in the mud when you jump in: priceless.

Joel Klebanoff said...

There's nothin' like a down 'n dirty roll in the mud! Was it good for you?

Lauren said...

I SAID A PIG IN A POKE! POKE!!!!

nonamedufus said...

The latest Weird Al video: "This is sow we do it!"

Thinkinfyou said...

That could be a greeting card that when you open it,it says "Surprise! Guess who's been porkin your wife!?!"

Kirsten said...

The newest show on the Animal Channel.

"The Housepigs of Orange County"

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

You look just like my ex-husband.

Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)

Stacie said...

"Hey, who let my husband in the bath?"

oh, that wasn't nice...my hubby isn't REALLY a pig...more of an...well, I will refrain.

"Porkin with Porky's"

"Mudd, girl and pig's best friend."

Ok, I'm done.

Sadie said...

From the door, we hear the husband say, "This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted you to be a little more 'dirty'..."

VE said...

Pork...the wife's secret other other white meat...

Jormengrund said...

Yes ladies, here at "No-so-dramatic Spas" we even have top-of-the-line mudbaths!

Yes, that's right! These mudbaths are fresh off the farm, and just waiting for you..

Can't you just see the quality?

I mean, millions of pigs can't be wrong!

Swirl Girl said...

All of this work just to get the silk purse from that sow's ear.

Grace said...
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Grace said...

Beauty is in the sty of the beholder

dana wyzard said...

NEVER GET DOWN IN THE MUD WITH A PIG. YOU'LL JUST GET DIRTY AND ONLY THE PIG WILL ENJOY IT.

Phantom said...

What if MEN really were PIGS?

Nooter said...

of course he didnt bring a condom, men are such pigs!

dani c said...

This little piggy ate roast beef....

A Typical White Man Clinging to my Guns and my Religion said...

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid

renalfailure said...

I thought this spa was kosher.

DouglasDyer said...

Geez, you guys are good! But I'll try one - "Get out of here Arnold, Oliver will be home any minute!"

Lin said...

No caption, just a chuckle from me. Missed your blog while I was gone!

Venom said...

"I thought you had the remote control..."

Shawn said...

"Some Pig"

Margo said...
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Margo said...

Latest mud bath spa treatment from Europe guaranteed to melt the pork right off of you!

Marie said...

Wow, thought the pig, that Tony Robbins CD is really paying off.

Kevin John said...

So many good ones...ha!


"A family that bathes together, stays together."

I Hate Commercials said...

"Is that pig fresh?? It only works if the pig is fresh!"

The Queen said...

Pig asks: Can't this bitch afford her own hot tub? I work 13 hours a day and just want to relax a bit..

Jenn Thorson said...

Babe 3: Pig in a Poke- Unrated version.

MA Fat Woman said...

This is where the "Piggy that went we we we all the way home" ends up.