Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day Caption winner announced

In what was one of the more disturbing caption pictures yet, the staff at Crotchety Old Man World Wide Headquarters and Discount House of Worship was both nauseated, yet strangely excited to read all the captions.

It was a very close contest, and some new entrants fared very well. First place votes were tallied by Nonamedufus, Humorsmith, Chica, Kevin John, MA Fat Woman, and Lola.

Meanwhile, points were also scored by Swirl Girl, I Hate Commercials, Free the Unicorns, Jormen, Broadway Matron, Dizzblnd, Offended Blogger, and Petra.
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New hairstyle with extensions: $135

New digital camera: $55

Passing out after a drunken fight with the wife: priceless

Humorsmith
Second place was Nonamedufus, and third was Lola

Humor gets the Zucchini along with 500 EC credits.

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Thank you to everyone for participating.

Coming tomorrow, last minute tips for a memorable Valentine's Day, including Crotchety's extra special secrets to keep that special person in your life happy.

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17 comments:

Chica said...

Yay for Smitty!!! :D

Swirl Girl said...

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!

There's always next week!

Lipstick said...

LMAO!!!!

Do you offers tours of the Discount House of Worship? I would like to make a reservation.

dizzblnd said...

WTG HS! I knew that one would win

Michelle said...

And here I thought I definitely won this!!!

Oh well i tried and thats what counts!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY OLD MAN!!!

Jenn Thorson said...

Congrats, folks! But let's face it-- who doesn't feel like a winner simply by laying eyes on the astounding natural beauty that is that photograph. :)

Lauren said...

That caption total deserves to win this week. EXCELLENT!

Da Old Man said...

@ Chica: Yeah, this is like the 3rd time for him. He's good at this.

@ Swirl: At least you score points. There were a lot of captions.

@ Lipstick: We may be opening up an amusement park complex as part of it.

@ Dizz: It was good.

@ Michelle: It's hard to win. There are usually 40-50 captions.

@ Jenn: He does have a certain Johnny Depp quality, doesn't he?

Broadway Matron said...

Excellent choice of a winner!

ReformingGeek said...

That was a great choice! Congrats!

Angi said...

Hahahaha...that's really the only explanation. ;-)

Lin said...

Ah, good one! That is one nasty photo, I cannot imagine that live and in person. Ack.

Da Old Man said...

@ Lauren: Yes, my judges did a great job again.

@ Broadway: It was a tough choice, so many captions.

@ Reforming: Uh huh.
:)

@ Angi: Pretty much

@ Lin: He's probably an interesting guy.

dana wyzard said...

But I'm sure that his "heart" is pure. I wonder what his back looks like.

Either way, Smitty won and deserves to have that photo as well as the zucchini.

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nonamedufus said...

I'm #2 (wahoo) but I try harder. Thanks OM, and congrats Smitty! That was a close shave!

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