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I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
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48 comments:
Who says love ain't blind.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Am I not gorgeous, after all!
"See, that's me on top, you on bottom, now let's make some love!"
"From one, hairy heart to another"
"The other one is for when your sitting on my face darlin'"
"The proper way, to equally share hearts, with an odd number, 69"
That's all I got.. lol
I can't stop laughing. His face looks so much like someone i know....and no that is NOT my caption. I have to think abou this one and come back.
I've got 3 hearts on for you. Guess where the other one is? ;D
Oh. it has to be something about the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!
New hairstyle with extensions: $135
New digital camera: $55
Passing out after a drunken fight with the wife: priceless
Come on big boy, you know you want to shave the other one for me.
Fabi-bro!
peace,
mike
livelife365
What's new pussycat?
Rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa!
I am a card. The two of hearts. I have nothing else to offer.
Need Eyebleach Now.
WTF is up with this dude's belly button???
That's not a caption. I can't handle this at this hour of the morning.
"Yo Crotch, you and the old lady mind if I take your daughter out for a ride on the bike tonight"?
Albert Camus once said: "All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning."
Maybe there's hope for this guy yet.
I'm speechless... I think I'll just enjoy the other captions this week!
Joe Bob just can't understand why his freaky birthmarks aren't getting him laid
"People call me Ape Man. I don't know why but just to show you I have a heart and I'm a real sweetheart, I took a shower and shaved today."
Free chest waxing all day on Valentines day!!!
Special heart shapes available upon request!!!
Thats all i got old man!!! Do not laugh at me please!!!
Here's my caption, ...GROSS!...
Rogaine's new Valentine's Day ad campaign a little too hairy for consumers
3 Captions:
Double The Love
Love From Above and Below
I love you with both my heads.
Time for a little heart to heart chat...
I'm ill here Crotchety. I also think I threw up just a little bit in the back of my throat.
Have a terrific day. :)
"I ♥ creepiness!"
I've got nothing, but some puke in my mouth.
srsly.
Sex: The one time of year that losers might get some, too.
So what do you say baby? Now will you go out with me?
P.S. Deb, I don't think that's a belly button. It looks more like a third nipple to me.
lol
'The only card I need is the ace of spades, thanks.'
Lame, but this is my first-time.
Ewww. I don't want to name it, I just want it to go AWAY!
Hoping to be cast in the 3D version of Shrek 4 as the other ugly stepsister..., Duane is trying out the tatoo before he commits.
I got nothing except yuck. I hope there isn't a third heart, maybe with an "arrow" through it.
There once was a man who on a dare
Carved hearts on his front out of hair
His girl did tut-tut
Said: "Are you off your nut"
Sair he: "There's yet another one there!"
Phil Collins insists this wasn't what he meant when penning the lyric, "Two of hearts, living in just one mind."
Wait until you see my back.
"The 40 Year-Old Virgin shows exactly what it is about him that has kept his streak alive and strong"
Word to the wise: Never pass out drunk in your girlfriend's apartment on Valentine's Day.
Trust me: you've never drawn to an inside straight like this before.
Jack-ass of Hearts
"Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Beautiful". The mane made me think of this.
Yes, my wife's matches mine.
"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know"
oh my this is quite an image here!! I just got up from a nap and was, I emphasize was eating a little snack until this.
okay I never win at any of this stuff but it's fun!!!
"Hu well I am sorry darling but this is all I could get you until I get out of jail! Ah darlin' could you send me a little extra cash for some smokes?"
Speechless...
I wish it was Valentine's Day, every day.
Even the missing link needs love.
Oh, HELL no! is my initial response. OMG! is the second. I also have to remind myself to be careful about eating dinner and reading blog posts at the same time. There are moments when the two just DO NOT mix!
As for a caption...
"wait til you see what got I carved into my back hair for ya!" LOL
EEEEWWWWW! I have to wipe the vomit off my keyboard. I have no words.
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