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42 comments:
4 nuns on the dock, 4 nuns on the dock, take one down an pass 'em around 3 nuns on the dock, dock goose...when spiritual retreats go bad!
Yes, I am TOO the real Mother Goose!
The sisters of Holy Oaks Convent rehearse for an updated singing and dancing version of "Swan Lake", including the hit song, "You're Getting To Be A Habit With Me".
3 nuns 1 swan
You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out! You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about! You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!
That's what it's all about!
Hooray!
(A long, dorky caption, I know.)
Nuns idea of getting goosed.
The new St. Pauli Girls.
Curses, Lauren stole my St. Pauli Girl reference!!! I'll get you, my pretty!!!
1st Nun: "Quick Doris, give it a kiss. It might turn into a handsome prince!"
Fat Nun: "Fat lot of use that would be to us dear."
oh my it tickles doesn't it?
Breakin' the habit. or
Nothing better than old habits.
And THEN I says to the Bishop, Bishop I says, you put them trousers right back on!!!
Bud-wei-ser!
3 nuns and 2 cups
Oh my! I'm as blind as a bat...er..fat nun. What is that nibbling at my toes? It kind of reminds me of last night's [hiccup] little cuddle [giggle].
HELLLzz Yeah, SISTER!!
Harry just knew between the costume and the beer he was getting some hot nun sex.
What really happens at a religious retreat
Three bad habits on display.
'sawl I got. Damn...
The Nuns of my high school after confiscating our stash. I knew they did something like this.
What! It's against the rules to shave your legs!
All we need now is a man.
Have a great day. :)
As a reward for setting up the Vatican's new Twitter Feed, Pope Benedict treat Sisters Mary, Roberta and Teresa to a day at the Vatican's personal Spa,where they were treated to Swanicures and "Benedicts Own Pale Ale".
Shit like this is why I left the priesthood.
I got nothing! Totally made me smile, though. Some good entries, too-- your judges will have a rough one with this'n. :)
Nun, nun, goose!
To paraphrase a couple of lines from "The Sound of Music":
How do you solve the problem of Maria?
Drink until you get nibbled by the goose!
Then when you're tired from Jose and the Cabana
You can get yourself off by tying a nice tight noose!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be presenting this score to the Broadway producers later this week!
"Dear God...have I sinned if a swan made my toes curl?"
after a long day's work at an all girls Catholic school
My it's hot out here. Thank goodness Sister Roberta thought of coming out here to have a cold one. Maybe if we have a few more we can go skinny dipping? *wink*
thank God we got the Hell outta there.
ALL I have to say is Awwww chica.. 3 nuns and 2 cups...lol
Help! Help! I've been swanned!
I tried and tried, but even after a round of beers I still got nun.
Haaaaa! This is one great pic!!
Tie one on, girls!
Guess the confessional must be broken this week, eh? ;)
This beer must be extra strong - I've had my toes tingle before but they have never smarted like this!
Robin
"Ya see Crotchety, now THIS is the best whacking day ever!"
Nuns gone wild!
When i said to get some hot sistas for the beer photo shoot, that's totally not what i meant!
And what's with the chick in the water?
" Oh, gooseshit! What the Holy See can't see won't hurt'em-
Pass me another beer sister!"
"Whoo! This is the closest I've been to a male in YEARS."
Davida
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