Friday, August 29, 2008

And the Winner Is

Wow! Over 30 captions. Youse are making it difficult on the judges. You can't imagine how much Diet Dr. Pepper was spit up while they read some of them. The concensus is that most of the participants are hysterically funny, and a few are in need of serious help such as rubba.

Again, the judges spread around the first place votes as Lauren, Middle Aged Fat Woman, Dani, Don, The Hawg, and Rubba each got one 1st place vote. Multiple points were also amassed by Etta, Kate, Jena, and the Offended Blogger.

Bu the winner, and the one with the most first place votes, and total points was

"When a Fruit of the Loom goes bad"

by Chat Blanc.

She wins this lovely award, and some entrecard credits, now that my account is working again.

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Second place goes to Dani, and 3rd place is a tie between the Hawg and The Middle Aged Fat Woman.

Also, special props to Bill. Some of the judges felt he really classed up the contest by working in the word "thus."

Congrats to the winners.

Also, Susan at http://soul-to-soul.com/
A very talented artist
and
Mike at http://livelife365.blogspot.com/
each awarded the

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In a blatant act of little more than nepotism, I am passing this along to Nicole at
http://celeb-obsessed.blogspot.com/

She is the Fruit of my Looms, and her blog is chock full of celebrity gossip.

They appear in the pictures that get captioned at:
http://www.humorbloggers.com/

17 comments:

Chat Blanc said...

omgomgomgomg!! I can't believe I won the coveted zuphallic trophy!! :D

Yay!! Thanks Crotchety, youse made my day!

Kirsten said...

Congrats to Chat Blanc!!
Bitch! : )

Unknown said...

I wanna say that even though I got silver, it's still gold to me....I want to give thanks to my Mom, the ex crack whore for embarassing me so many times in my life, that I have no self esteem left. I want to give thanks to my drunken sister for being such a good drunk. I also want to thank my job for paying me to sit on my ass tonight to write my acceptance speech. Hmmmmm I have so many more to thank....

Unknown said...

Way to go, Sandy! Very nicely done-- a definite winner!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the lovin' crotchety, was that you walking through my dreams last night? The man was faceless...

:)

Da Old Man said...

@ Chat: Cool. And congrats again. You rocked the vote. :)

@ Kirsten: Always graceful in defeat.

@ Dani: Beautiful speech. Brought a tear to my eye.

@ Jenn: You still have the Olympic spirit.

@ Susie: No, I was home all night. And I'm not faceless, just pantsless.

crpitt said...

Woot for Chat, which in my mind I keep reading as shat (sorry).

:)

I want the tasteless jokes!

Bill said...

Congratulations Chat Blanc, and well deserved I must say, it made me laugh out loud!

Dani, you get a gold for your acceptance speech!!

Anonymous said...

yeah..what you said.. so was he!

Da Old Man said...

@ claire: No, I never do that. Considering what I do post, just imagine what is tasteless.

@ Bill: There were so many great ones this week, and Chat's really stood out.

Bradley said...
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Bradley said...

Hrrumph! Once again I say this contest is fixed.

Be sure to check out my review today, Old Man. Don't worry, you haven't been tagged.

Da Old Man said...

@ Bradley: I did. Thank you so much for your kind words.

Anonymous said...

I love to look at those zucchinis; they make me feel warm and cozy all over (.)(.) My therapist says third place is good enough to keep me out of therapy for a week.

A New Yorker said...

I never win anything :-(

Congrats Chat! You know I love ya.

Da Old Man said...

@ MA Fat Woman: Glad to help

@ lauren: This is some tough competition.

TheFLy said...

Darn, didnt make the cut this time. I knew I needed that one extra shot of vodka, what was I thinking passing it up. Oh well theres always next week.