Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Caption This Win Craptastic Prizes

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38 comments:

MA Fat woman said...

Crime School seeks life like models for dead body chalk outlining class to be taught this fall. No experience necessary.

This Brazen Teacher said...

"Dear City Sanitation," We respectfully suggest it might be time to rethink your policy in regards to leaving behind trash that is not contained in designated cans.

dani c said...

Oh My God !!!!! Is that my sister ?
Can't say I didn't forewarn her...

livelife365 said...

Missed it by that much..."

peace,
mike
livelife365
I Miss My Hair

Adullamite said...

The things you find in dustbins! Tsk!

Rubba said...

:-o . . . "Now who would throw away a perfectly good white girl like that?". . .

TheFLy said...

Thats the last time I let "Da Old Man" make my drinks.

buzz buzz

Tommy Buettner said...

Epilady...Keeps my legs smooth even after a rough night at the club.

Scam said...

"21st Century Dating For Men - Lesson #1 : Learn how to can your emotional baggage".

Da Old Man said...

@ all: Great captions. Keep them coming. :)

Jenn Thorson said...

When professional ballerinas go bad...

Rubba said...

"Does this trashcan make my ass look big?"

Chica said...

Working for Whitetrash glam has been the best thing for her career! Unfortunately, the smell isn't.

wilbau said...

"LOVE IN AT THE DUST BIN."

Best regards.

Rubba said...

"What the hell did you expect when ya told Courtney Love to click her heels together three times?. . .

Tiggy said...

Amy Winehouse "On Road To Recovery" says Manager

Scott said...

Further proof that it's always good to remember to wear clean underwear.

Da Old Man said...

@ all of youse: This is the funniest group of captions yet. The judges will have their work cut out for them. Thanks.

Skye B said...

The smell just killed me, and I just wanted to find my purse I dropped.

Lauren said...

Amy Winehouse DEAD!

MA Fat woman said...

In a continued effort to decrease waste in the county's landfills, patrons of Pauley's Bar & Grill are urged to use the areas around the garbage cans not the actual can itself.

The Natural State Hawg said...

"Aw, dude! Would you do her?"

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Chat Blanc said...

Trashed, the new smashed.

Kirsten said...

Lindsay Lohan's manager="It's not a big deal. She's just researching a role!"

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

I said to throw out the TRASH, not the TRAMP!

Matt D said...

those heels make her legs look fantastic.

GumbyTheCat said...

Unable to come to terms with her jealousy of her prettier and more popular older sister Marcia, Jan Brady's already unhappy life took a turn for the worse.

Qelqoth said...

Well, I did try including my doctored image but blogger.com doesn't allow img tags. So here is a link to it instead:

Caption Contest Entry

jena said...

nothing like sleeping off a night on the town...nobody told her she had to go home first!

dana wyzard said...

On that night, when she yelled at her husband to "THROW OUT THE TRASH" he took her literally.

livelife365 said...

Taaaa-daaa!

John Painz said...

Drunk and exhausted, after twenty minutes of searching, Lisa realized that her half of the treasure map was still safe, concealed in her underwear.

shyne said...

Pssssst, lady....
You need SNOW to make angels!

Rubba said...

NORMA AND HENRY'S LOVE CHILD FOUND!

Orion said...

Due to excessive rise in gas prices, hookers are now cheaper than ever. Ask for our curb side delivery in your hood!

The Offended Blogger said...

Finally coming to terms with the fact that she was trash, Bubbles decided to attempt to recycle herself.

moooooog35 said...

Mom...?

Damian (666) said...

They don't make homeless like they used to!