"Dear City Sanitation," We respectfully suggest it might be time to rethink your policy in regards to leaving behind trash that is not contained in designated cans.
In a continued effort to decrease waste in the county's landfills, patrons of Pauley's Bar & Grill are urged to use the areas around the garbage cans not the actual can itself.
Unable to come to terms with her jealousy of her prettier and more popular older sister Marcia, Jan Brady's already unhappy life took a turn for the worse.
I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
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"Dear City Sanitation," We respectfully suggest it might be time to rethink your policy in regards to leaving behind trash that is not contained in designated cans.
Oh My God !!!!! Is that my sister ?
Can't say I didn't forewarn her...
Missed it by that much..."
peace,
mike
livelife365
I Miss My Hair
The things you find in dustbins! Tsk!
:-o . . . "Now who would throw away a perfectly good white girl like that?". . .
Thats the last time I let "Da Old Man" make my drinks.
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Epilady...Keeps my legs smooth even after a rough night at the club.
"21st Century Dating For Men - Lesson #1 : Learn how to can your emotional baggage".
@ all: Great captions. Keep them coming. :)
When professional ballerinas go bad...
"Does this trashcan make my ass look big?"
Working for Whitetrash glam has been the best thing for her career! Unfortunately, the smell isn't.
"LOVE IN AT THE DUST BIN."
Best regards.
"What the hell did you expect when ya told Courtney Love to click her heels together three times?. . .
Amy Winehouse "On Road To Recovery" says Manager
Further proof that it's always good to remember to wear clean underwear.
@ all of youse: This is the funniest group of captions yet. The judges will have their work cut out for them. Thanks.
The smell just killed me, and I just wanted to find my purse I dropped.
Amy Winehouse DEAD!
In a continued effort to decrease waste in the county's landfills, patrons of Pauley's Bar & Grill are urged to use the areas around the garbage cans not the actual can itself.
"Aw, dude! Would you do her?"
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Trashed, the new smashed.
Lindsay Lohan's manager="It's not a big deal. She's just researching a role!"
I said to throw out the TRASH, not the TRAMP!
those heels make her legs look fantastic.
Unable to come to terms with her jealousy of her prettier and more popular older sister Marcia, Jan Brady's already unhappy life took a turn for the worse.
Well, I did try including my doctored image but blogger.com doesn't allow img tags. So here is a link to it instead:
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nothing like sleeping off a night on the town...nobody told her she had to go home first!
On that night, when she yelled at her husband to "THROW OUT THE TRASH" he took her literally.
Taaaa-daaa!
Drunk and exhausted, after twenty minutes of searching, Lisa realized that her half of the treasure map was still safe, concealed in her underwear.
Pssssst, lady....
You need SNOW to make angels!
NORMA AND HENRY'S LOVE CHILD FOUND!
Due to excessive rise in gas prices, hookers are now cheaper than ever. Ask for our curb side delivery in your hood!
Finally coming to terms with the fact that she was trash, Bubbles decided to attempt to recycle herself.
Mom...?
They don't make homeless like they used to!
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