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39 comments:
Joe wistfully contemplated the direction his life was going, and contemplated popping for the stripper-sized breast implants...
When a Fruit of the Loom goes bad.
This "sugar plum fairy" is a real "Nutcracker"
I told mom that she needed to shave her facial hair before she did the ex crack whores benefit.
What? Haven't you ever seen a Playboy bunny before?
peace,
mike
After much deliberation for Playboy's broken face issue, I present you with Playboy's Miss August 2008 center spread!
daddy, nooooooo!
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE! Wahhh
"Not just another pretty face."
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
Here comes Peter Cottontail...
Hoppin' down the Tranny trail...
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way...
Bringin' ev'ry boy and boy
A basketful of Easter joy
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay
Ain't dat da troof. . .
Oh yes, it's quite comfortable
And not only does the tail hide the fact that I'm tucking, but also adds a little extra support when I sit on my nuts like this. . . :)
Second runner up for Macy's "Who wants to be the Easter bunny?" contest.
Joe enters the Dr. Frank-N-Furter look-a-like contest
Hilary Clinton seeks new career as Presidency hopes perish.
MY EYES ! MY EYES !
life is a cabaret my friend . . .
And, that's when it hit poor Sam -- he really wasn't fooling anyone!
Don't ya just love my pink balls?
@ All of youse who named the person in the picture "Joe":
Youse are very lucky I don't vote. And in the future, I may have to amend the rules. :)
What this guy is really thinking is, and thus my comment:
My feet are just KILLING ME!
Contestants take a break during rehearsal of the New Jersey beauty pageant.
It's my party and I'll sas-shay if I want too.
Confessions of a crotchety old man. :)
Is it woman? Is it man? If you have to ask, you probably aren't interested no matter what the answer.
does this dress make me look fat?
dang that pivvie is unattracrive!Im offended Im man..Im not in your fave list..boohoo!
hb~
(singing) Happy birthday... Mr. President...
I don't know why you're in such a bad mood, crotchety! You look good in red.
Oh shit! did I remember to tuck them in?
He looks a little concerned..
OMG... Johm Edwards did father Clay Akin's baby!!
Today on Scientific Experiments Gone Wrong...
Find out what happnes when Joan Rivers and Boy George drop their DNA in a lab for testing. The results are... are...
"What do you mean "Be a drag queen"?!?!
I AM a drag queen!!"
...and then "Mitsy" thought to herself, "red velvet, black fishnet stockings, aqua blue Lee press-ons, red velvet w/ black lace trim hair bow... Check, check, check, and check. That's right bitches, Jessica Rabbit ain't got nothin' on me. DAMN!! I am all that and a bag-o-chips!"
Oh my oh my oh my!
I've come back to this picture several times and each time my brain goes blank and I mutter "WTH????"
No entry from me this time around.
But, there are some GOOD ones posted!
Good luck, everyone....:-)
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
"You know you want it."
Even though Marie's consciousness was transferred into Larry's body, she still believed she could win the amateur sexy bunny contest at the Motel Six, and she HAD to give it shot.
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