Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Caption This; All this fun, and prizes, too.

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39 comments:

The Offended Blogger said...

Joe wistfully contemplated the direction his life was going, and contemplated popping for the stripper-sized breast implants...

Chat Blanc said...

When a Fruit of the Loom goes bad.

Don Lewis said...

This "sugar plum fairy" is a real "Nutcracker"

dani c said...

I told mom that she needed to shave her facial hair before she did the ex crack whores benefit.

livelife365 said...

What? Haven't you ever seen a Playboy bunny before?


peace,
mike

TheFLy said...

After much deliberation for Playboy's broken face issue, I present you with Playboy's Miss August 2008 center spread!

jena said...

daddy, nooooooo!

ettarose said...

LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE! Wahhh

Jenn Thorson said...

"Not just another pretty face."

Rubba said...

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

Rubba said...

Here comes Peter Cottontail...
Hoppin' down the Tranny trail...

Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way...

Bringin' ev'ry boy and boy
A basketful of Easter joy
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay


Ain't dat da troof. . .

Rubba said...

Oh yes, it's quite comfortable

And not only does the tail hide the fact that I'm tucking, but also adds a little extra support when I sit on my nuts like this. . .
:)

MJ said...

Second runner up for Macy's "Who wants to be the Easter bunny?" contest.

Lauren said...

Joe enters the Dr. Frank-N-Furter look-a-like contest

Adullamite said...

Hilary Clinton seeks new career as Presidency hopes perish.

lot 2 learn said...

MY EYES ! MY EYES !

Dr. Rob said...

life is a cabaret my friend . . .

The Natural State Hawg said...

And, that's when it hit poor Sam -- he really wasn't fooling anyone!

Skye B said...

Don't ya just love my pink balls?

Da Old Man said...

@ All of youse who named the person in the picture "Joe":
Youse are very lucky I don't vote. And in the future, I may have to amend the rules. :)

Bill said...

What this guy is really thinking is, and thus my comment:

My feet are just KILLING ME!

MA Fat Woman said...

Contestants take a break during rehearsal of the New Jersey beauty pageant.

MA fat woman said...

It's my party and I'll sas-shay if I want too.

MA fat woman said...

Confessions of a crotchety old man. :)

Bradley said...

Is it woman? Is it man? If you have to ask, you probably aren't interested no matter what the answer.

April said...

does this dress make me look fat?

harleyblues said...

dang that pivvie is unattracrive!Im offended Im man..Im not in your fave list..boohoo!
hb~

Ryan Garns said...

(singing) Happy birthday... Mr. President...

Kirsten said...

I don't know why you're in such a bad mood, crotchety! You look good in red.

Chica said...

Oh shit! did I remember to tuck them in?


He looks a little concerned..

MChevalier said...

OMG... Johm Edwards did father Clay Akin's baby!!

MChevalier said...

Today on Scientific Experiments Gone Wrong...

Find out what happnes when Joan Rivers and Boy George drop their DNA in a lab for testing. The results are... are...

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MChevalier said...

"What do you mean "Be a drag queen"?!?!

I AM a drag queen!!"

MChevalier said...

...and then "Mitsy" thought to herself, "red velvet, black fishnet stockings, aqua blue Lee press-ons, red velvet w/ black lace trim hair bow... Check, check, check, and check. That's right bitches, Jessica Rabbit ain't got nothin' on me. DAMN!! I am all that and a bag-o-chips!"

shyne said...

Oh my oh my oh my!

I've come back to this picture several times and each time my brain goes blank and I mutter "WTH????"

No entry from me this time around.
But, there are some GOOD ones posted!
Good luck, everyone....:-)

Marie said...

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

Kate said...

"You know you want it."

Munch said...

Even though Marie's consciousness was transferred into Larry's body, she still believed she could win the amateur sexy bunny contest at the Motel Six, and she HAD to give it shot.