Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Caption This; Prom Dress Edition

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41 comments:

SpeakDog said...

I'm not sure about a caption, but it looks like truth in advertising to me...

Lola said...

Disco Dave, pines away for the old days.

MA Fat Woman said...

"Yep, that's the one right there. Super extra long lubricated and ribbed with extra sensation spots for that someone special in your life. I gonna get me sum tonite!!"

MA Fat Woman said...

I hope these haven't been used!

Janna said...

1. "Here, listen to the squishy sound it makes when I pole-dance..."

2. "And then, one day Paris Hilton finally learned to recycle."

Me-Me King said...

Thurman hoped his date would appreciate him selecting a pink condom.

Lauren said...

Fix your typo Crotch!
Hey a caption and a helping hand -- HEEHEE

Lauren said...

If someone nicknamed CROTCH is taking you to the prom, this is the perfect dress for you.

Kathy said...

Janna's Paris Hilton caption killed.

Husbands Anonymous said...

The Captain was uncertain the department tailor had understood his request for protective clothing.

dani c said...

Damn..If only they had this dress available on my prom night..my now pain in the ass teenager wouldn't be here...damn...

LL said...

"Whoops... there goes another rubber tree plant."

ReformingGeek said...

"I don't understand why you would think I'm a nympho."

ReformingGeek said...

I hope you didn't stay up too late watching us beat the Yankees last night.

We seldom beat the Yankees so I couldn't pass up an opportunity to gloat!

;-)

moooooog35 said...

Leo was a little taken aback after seeing his daughter's prom dress.

moooooog35 said...

The Green Lantern dons his alternate costume to become the Mighty Trojan.

moooooog35 said...

His wife's goodbye note that read 'Going to the gangbang' suddenly made perfect sense.

Gin said...

"Condom Carl's Signature Collection" now available at Macy's.

Quirkyloon said...

I'm not even gonna try this week. I'm so disgusted with myself.

I had no clue what those things were. I really thought it was a legit dress until I started reading some of the comments.

Life. I need one. Now.

Gin said...

Another twist: "Condom Carl's Signature Collection" now available at Sluts R Us.

For the "not so discreet" young woman.

Jenn Thorson said...

How often is it you get to reuse that old prom dress?

moooooog35 said...

After years of tireless research in the "I am rubber, you are glue" phenomenon, Jimmy finally creates an outfit that will bounce the insults right the Hell off him.

Lady Sarcasm said...

The makers of Trojan condoms had one simple phrase in response to Hal, and that was.. "Oh no he din't!"

Lady Sarcasm said...

"No semen were harmed in the making of this dress"

Kate said...

Methinks her date will be getting lucky.

Haley said...

Not only did Jenny look very stylish at the prom - she was the big hero of the afterparty.

Haley said...

Unlike the past few years, Prego Pam's parents decided not to take any chances with their daughter for this year's prom.

Haley said...

Mary's choice was just a personal preference - the diaphragm dress wasn't comfortable.

Sandee said...

I just can't go there. Bwahahahaha.

Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)

Grace said...

no caption - I'm not clever -

I saw the note about new bacon flavored news - I bet I know what that is about; I was gonna post about it for some of my bacon-loving blogger friends but I'm sure yours will be way funnier than mine could ever be. Will be looking forward to it

freetheunicorns said...

Veronica's father didn't mind that she was a slut, as long as she practiced safe sex.

DouglasDyer said...

Shawna really loved her new dress but it made an awful fart sound every time she sat down.

Not sure why I'm even trying this week. I mean, Paris Hilton recycling was gold.

FreakSmack said...

Wow, this dress is made out of bubblegum.

nonamedufus said...

Suzy was sure her dress would be a hit with her date...the football team. Captain Dave was already intrigued.

My Daily List said...
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Swirl Girl said...

Recycle, Reuse, Repurpose.

My Daily List said...

Carla knew that even the priest would giggle if she wore a white dress to her big Catholic wedding but she never suspected that her alternative would get her excommunicated.

Lin said...

Not a caption, just a question. Is he thinking like I am...are they used????

Jessie said...

Hmm...no too Diana Ross-ey...Nah to Aretha Frankliney..Nah too..MIRIAL GET THE CHECKBOOK WE HAVE FOUND OUR WHITNET HOUSTON DRESS...AND FOR 40 DOLLARS NO LESS!!!!

Collette said...

Mary knew she would be the belle of the balls at prom, but never thought it would be for the balloon animals that the boys made from her dress!

Lipstick said...

Never leave home without it.