Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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38 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

"Hello, I'm afraid I'm lost. Do you know where the Osama Bin Laden Dunking Booth is?"

"Hello, I'm participating in the Walk Like An Osama walk. I'm trying to raise money by finding sponsors. Would you or your government be interested?"

ettarose said...

Is this where I sign up for waterboarding classes? I have some uh, people I want to interview.

Lauren said...

Obama's new T-shirt plan.

Adullamite said...

The CIA Always on the alert!

nonamedufus said...

"My parents went to a training camp in the deserts of Pakistan and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

moooooog35 said...

The FBI chased the suspect into the Homeland Security seminar but sadly lost him in the crowd.

moooooog35 said...

Homeland Security later regretted hiring the hearing-impaired woman who thought she was giving their secrets to a therapist.

moooooog35 said...

When you know the job market is really tough out there.

Mike said...

"Excuse me. Can you give me aerial directions to the Pentagon?"

MA Fat Woman said...

It just goes to show you how wide spread the Recession really is. Even the Terrorists are out of work.

mydailylist said...

Marissa knew he was a terrorist but couldn't stop admiring his package - "You can pipe bomb me any time you'd like."

ReformingGeek said...

"Why thank you, Sir. I'd love to fly back to Washington with you and carry your bag."

Lady Sarcasm said...

"Ed was one sarcastic bastard, he will be remembered fondly."

Don said...

He's in the right place to be ignored. That is all.

Joel Klebanoff said...

I'm thinking of switching sides. Do you offer benefits?

Winky Twinky said...

Proof positive that DHS employees are intensively trained in the powers of observation....FAIL

moooooog35 said...

Achmed tried unsuccessfully a third time in procuring the 'Most Vulnerable Targets' pamphlet.

Sandee said...

Congress just passed a bill requiring all republicans to wear the appropriate clothing while in public.

Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)

PhilipDyer said...

Jenny was too distracted by his “Captain Commando” strap-on to even notice the t-shirt.

PhilipDyer said...

Excuse me, Miss, I was just wondering if you could explain to me how I got through airport security AGAIN with this thing on?

PhilipDyer said...

"Seriously, you just have to tell me where you got that shirt. My boss is going to love it!"

Jenn Thorson said...

Unemployment has hit everyone hard in 2009.

DouglasDyer said...

Linda unwittingly failed her first test as a Homeland Security trainee.

DouglasDyer said...

Jack Terrorist suddenly regretted wearing his baseball jersey to the job fair.

hindleyite said...

USA's new libertarian immigration policy a roaring success.

CastoCreations said...

That is freaking hilarious!!!

Nooter said...

cia/fbi have been effective in thwarting attacks on landmarks, transportation systems, etc. so the terrorists were forced to go to their 'b' list of targets.

Winky Twinky said...

PEACE OF MIND
brought to you by US DHS

Haley said...

All of a sudden Paul began to wonder why his wife had volunteered to help him dress for the conference.

Me-Me King said...

Day-O...Day-O,
Air Force come and they flatten your home!

Lipstick said...

"Are you looking for me?"

Crabby Blogging Lady said...

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

:-p

Some of these comments are hilariously funny.

Swirl Girl said...

Abdul was wondering why no-one was coming to his booth at the job fair despite the promise of free smoothies and eternal life.

Theresa H. Hall said...

Finally! A man who isn't afraid to ask for directions!

Quirkyloon said...

"Did somebody order the thermal nuclear war pizza with extra jalapenos?"

Jessie said...

"So you see,Ma'am,being a terrorist has many wonderful and fulfilling benefits..Now if you'll let me get you a brochure..."

Husbands Anonymous said...

Despite signing up in good faith, Ed only discovered the tracking device in the complimentary HS frisbee after ten years imprisoned in a shipping container.

Mike Foster said...

I heard there were donuts here. All they have a my booth are how-to suicide bombing vids...


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