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I'm a crotchety old guy who enjoys ranting and raving about the injustices of the world. While many of my rants are political in nature, I can complain about almost anything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Grandpa Simpson or an elderly Eric Cartman.
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38 comments:
"Hello, I'm afraid I'm lost. Do you know where the Osama Bin Laden Dunking Booth is?"
"Hello, I'm participating in the Walk Like An Osama walk. I'm trying to raise money by finding sponsors. Would you or your government be interested?"
Is this where I sign up for waterboarding classes? I have some uh, people I want to interview.
Obama's new T-shirt plan.
The CIA Always on the alert!
"My parents went to a training camp in the deserts of Pakistan and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
The FBI chased the suspect into the Homeland Security seminar but sadly lost him in the crowd.
Homeland Security later regretted hiring the hearing-impaired woman who thought she was giving their secrets to a therapist.
When you know the job market is really tough out there.
"Excuse me. Can you give me aerial directions to the Pentagon?"
It just goes to show you how wide spread the Recession really is. Even the Terrorists are out of work.
Marissa knew he was a terrorist but couldn't stop admiring his package - "You can pipe bomb me any time you'd like."
"Why thank you, Sir. I'd love to fly back to Washington with you and carry your bag."
"Ed was one sarcastic bastard, he will be remembered fondly."
He's in the right place to be ignored. That is all.
I'm thinking of switching sides. Do you offer benefits?
Proof positive that DHS employees are intensively trained in the powers of observation....FAIL
Achmed tried unsuccessfully a third time in procuring the 'Most Vulnerable Targets' pamphlet.
Congress just passed a bill requiring all republicans to wear the appropriate clothing while in public.
Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)
Jenny was too distracted by his “Captain Commando” strap-on to even notice the t-shirt.
Excuse me, Miss, I was just wondering if you could explain to me how I got through airport security AGAIN with this thing on?
"Seriously, you just have to tell me where you got that shirt. My boss is going to love it!"
Unemployment has hit everyone hard in 2009.
Linda unwittingly failed her first test as a Homeland Security trainee.
Jack Terrorist suddenly regretted wearing his baseball jersey to the job fair.
USA's new libertarian immigration policy a roaring success.
That is freaking hilarious!!!
cia/fbi have been effective in thwarting attacks on landmarks, transportation systems, etc. so the terrorists were forced to go to their 'b' list of targets.
PEACE OF MIND
brought to you by US DHS
All of a sudden Paul began to wonder why his wife had volunteered to help him dress for the conference.
Day-O...Day-O,
Air Force come and they flatten your home!
"Are you looking for me?"
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."
:-p
Some of these comments are hilariously funny.
Abdul was wondering why no-one was coming to his booth at the job fair despite the promise of free smoothies and eternal life.
Finally! A man who isn't afraid to ask for directions!
"Did somebody order the thermal nuclear war pizza with extra jalapenos?"
"So you see,Ma'am,being a terrorist has many wonderful and fulfilling benefits..Now if you'll let me get you a brochure..."
Despite signing up in good faith, Ed only discovered the tracking device in the complimentary HS frisbee after ten years imprisoned in a shipping container.
I heard there were donuts here. All they have a my booth are how-to suicide bombing vids...
peace,
mike
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